I have the most awful phobia of cows. Even their name makes me shudder. I am fully aware of how stupid it may sound but I just think they have the most evil look in their eyes.

When we were buying postcards for "Honest Mail" we came across a postcard featuring a picture of the dreaded beast so Tom thought it would be "hillarious" to make me stare at it and chase me with it. The man who was behind the desk thought it was equally funny but I was really scared.

I don't like cows.