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This vivid story sounds true, which means it's probably made up, which is probably a clever psychology trick devised by Mr Everyday, and it is actually true, but that's just what he wants me to think...
My head hurts. Either way, a riveting tale - thanks for sharing it with us.
The aspect I like most is their fleeting nature. So people will wonder, "hey, who strung trash on trees?" before wondering "hey, who strung melting symbols of a consumerist society on trees?" before wondering "hey, who put this useless rope here?".
Beautiful decoration of "neglected pockets of space... unexpected intersections of disorder and artificiality". Also, giant milk bottle.
OK, so it was rather difficult. Thanks to everybody who helped give a pig a pancake! Here's a walkthrough:
-General tip: clicking an object puts it into Piggy's hands. Clicking on another object will use your held object with the clicked object, if possible. Click on a held object to put it away.
-Click the ingredient list, in the top left cupboard. Not necessary, but it's always nice to know what you need to make a pancake! Now let's get our ingredients. They don't need to be found in order:
-Click the milk carton, then the bowl.
-Click the egg (bottom left cupboard), then the bowl.
-Add the butter (top right cupboard) in a similar fashion!
-Click the measuring cup (bottom middle cupboard), then the flour sack (bottom left cupboard), then the bowl.
-Time to mix the ingredients! Click the wooden spoon, then the bowl. Oops, dropped the spoon in too. Oh well.
-Get the pan, then click the stove top to put it there.
-Click the mixing bowl and then the pan to pour in the pancake batter.
-Turn on the stove by clicking the yellow button. The pancakes will be instantly cooked, by magic.
-Click the pan. Yes, I know it's hot. Piggy doesn't care. Now click the plate to put the pancakes there. You can throw away the pan now.
-Get the maple syrup (bottom left cupboard) and pour it on your pancakes.
-Click the plate with syrup covered pancakes!
-Congratulations, you have given a pig a pancake.
If non-literal teeth are not viewed favorably, butcher begging might be necessary.
Now that's some compassionate science.
I'm sorry I missed this earlier. The recurring theme of death in your (excellent) praxis is highly intriguing.
What about the tooth of a comb? Of a key? Of a saw?
I find it slightly chilling too. Which makes me like this even more.
This is poultry in motion.