It's not Picasso's Blue period, it's me as Niv(ius). As I'm not a painter, and in keeping with EquivalenZ ideals, I did this in Photoshop. From scratch, before I get the big red X. Just a photograph of my noggin I took on the spot to get the angle right, and a plain blue background I had to figure out how to make look like a painting—which, since I'm not a total Photoshop wiz, took a lot of trial and error.

I just realized how weird it is that I picked Niv's painting to masquerade as, with the left eye blanked out, after I just had been retested in my left eye for early-stage glaucoma. (Fortunately, it was a false positive the first time.)