In modern day life, we are offered several luxuries by our fellow man. One such luxury is the indoor ceiling fan. But let me ask you this: why the hell couldn't the creaters of such wonderful devices make them without the maddening racket that comes along with the machinary? It's driving me INSANE!!!!

I've developed a theroy that the annoying sound associated with the modern ceiling fan is an effort by a secret faction of corporate American to keep us from getting too comfortable, but not overly noticably so. This causes us to unconciously seek out a material solution to this discomfort, feeding their pocketbooks.

REVOLT!!!!