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JK Bobbins
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The Art of Uselessness by JK Bobbins

May 13th, 2008 7:07 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Design and manufacture a Chindogu invention, that is, an invention that seems like something you would want, but is actually laughably useless and ridiculous.

Is your life stupid and boring?



Are you so simple that the most exciting moments for you are about velcro?



Do you find yourself being criticized for your mediocre fashion sense?




DO YOU WANT ALL THESE PROBLEMS TO GO AWAY WITH THE PURCHASE OF ONE REASONABLY PRICED* OBJECT!



Well Look No Further...








You have been waiting, and the time has finally come for...

THE CHEESE-O-MATIC 9000!Yes, friends, it's here, and it has come with a mission.

A mission of establishing new found possibilities!
A mission of Triumph over the past!
A mission of salvation for the weak!

But most importantly, a mission of LOVE!!


To understand the importance of this provocative and innovative creation, just look at what it does!

IT GRATES!


IT SLICES!

IT EVEN PACKAGES!
Common use of a cheese grater once required the obtainment of a separate container which costs way too much to mention to you viewers at home!


But with the Cheese-O-Matic 9000, The container comes attached to the cheese grater!!

And clean up is a breeze!

Just fill up the Cheese-O-Matic 9000 with ANY soluble liquid, and drain!


IT'S THAT EASY!

but wait there's more!!!!

Buy ten NOW and we'll pay for the down payment on the 11th one, FREE!!





The Cheese-O-Matic 9000!


Cheese Done Right!

*not reasonably priced


-batteries not included

- smaller


17 vote(s)



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posted by help im a bear on May 13th, 2008 7:10 PM

you made this?

yes +1
posted by JK Bobbins on May 13th, 2008 7:13 PM

I drilled very small individual holes in this red container that I got from the orthodontist.

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posted by teucer on May 13th, 2008 7:19 PM

Very cool.

At a glance it sort of resembles a Not The Intended Use.

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posted by Darkaardvark on May 13th, 2008 8:15 PM

Voting because this is a Chindogu- My thought process: "Oh, hmm, that might actually be nice... store the cheese in it and then use it to grate the cheese... oh wait, no, that wouldn't work. No, it's definitely useless."

Well done.

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posted by teucer on May 13th, 2008 8:21 PM

Indeed. It's absolutely perfect.

Thank you
posted by JK Bobbins on May 13th, 2008 8:41 PM

Thank you much

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posted by .thatskarobot on May 14th, 2008 8:36 AM

schmendimite!

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posted by JK Bobbins on May 14th, 2008 6:50 PM

MY FIRST REVOLUTIONARY CHANGE IN THE WORLD OF CHEESE WAS MERE CHUMP CHANGE COMPARED TO THIS MARVEL!!

NYAHHHAHAHA!

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posted by Mistress MeiMei on November 2nd, 2009 9:33 PM

ooohhh cheese! yummy!

This is a real thing.
posted by Bex. on February 25th, 2014 12:15 PM

I have one of these. Manufactured in the real world by a corporation of some kind. It has a tupperware container that you fit the different types of graters over and then a lid!