Are you so simple that the most exciting moments for you are about velcro?
Do you find yourself being criticized for your mediocre fashion sense?
DO YOU WANT ALL THESE PROBLEMS TO GO AWAY WITH THE PURCHASE OF ONE REASONABLY PRICED* OBJECT!
Well Look No Further...
You have been waiting, and the time has finally come for...
THE CHEESE-O-MATIC 9000!Yes, friends, it's here, and it has come with a mission.
A mission of establishing new found possibilities!
A mission of Triumph over the past!
A mission of salvation for the weak!
But most importantly, a mission of LOVE!!
To understand the importance of this provocative and innovative creation, just look at what it does!
IT SLICES! IT EVEN PACKAGES!
Common use of a cheese grater once required the obtainment of a separate container which costs way too much to mention to you viewers at home!
But with the Cheese-O-Matic 9000, The container comes attached to the cheese grater!!
And clean up is a breeze!
Just fill up the Cheese-O-Matic 9000 with ANY soluble liquid, and drain!
IT'S THAT EASY!
but wait there's more!!!!
Buy ten NOW and we'll pay for the down payment on the 11th one, FREE!!