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Bamorsha Singh
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Last Logged In: October 20th, 2011
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Add a Useful Rope by Bamorsha Singh

January 20th, 2011 10:29 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: I often find on my adventures that someone has installed a useful rope. It helps me to get somewhere I want to go, like up a tree, or down a steep muddy slope.

Please, install a useful rope.

And so it began here.
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The untidy site of useful rope installation, no pun intended.

I have remained a prisoner in this room for six months now and am wasting away in captivity. There was a shred of hope for me, an unlocked window, however the distance from the window sill to the ground is too great to jump without making a lot of noise. Climbing back is also futile as the window is too high up and the windows lock automatically after being shut. Recently, a contact of mine managed to sneak me a package by disguising herself as the local electrician. Inside was a note apologizing that she couldn't supply me with anything more than a piece of rope. Now, my plan for freedom in the night become a reality.

So basically I tied the rope to a part of my desk and Shazam! This rope isn't intended to be used while on an adventure, but to begin and to retire from late night adventures.

Whenever duty calls or I receive Booty calls, I can now safely escape my prison temporarily, and aid those in need.

For Great Justice!

- smaller

My room

My room


Ghostbusters!

Ghostbusters!

They Rock! Sentence Fragments! Inappropriate Capitalization! Longer And More Ridiculous Statements!


You ain't got no rope dude!

You ain't got no rope dude!

I saved this rope from destruction!


The Chosen One

The Chosen One

The exact location of rope installation.


The Window

The Window

Can't you see her? She standing in the clover!


The fancy view.

The fancy view.


The depressing view.

The depressing view.


Picture of the window from the ground.

Picture of the window from the ground.


A couple steps back...

A couple steps back...


All that is left.

All that is left.

The grim remains of stones and potted plants that attempted to escape. Two remain unbroken, but are mentally shattered and no longer move.


The Great Falling

The Great Falling

Putting great in front of anything makes it sound more epic.


Rope X Desk

Rope X Desk

The beautiful bonding of the two.


The border of doooom!

The border of doooom!

Cross over children! Cross over into the light!


Take me down to the cities of the future.

Take me down to the cities of the future.


Slightly off.

Slightly off.


Dangler

Dangler


End of the line!

End of the line!


Pull Jim, Pull!

Pull Jim, Pull!


Myself

Myself

Yeah, that's my goofy bed-headed face.


The whole nine feet.

The whole nine feet.

About(?)


Ah ha!

Ah ha!

For those of you wondering, I managed to convince my parents that it's just bit of spare rope that needs "stretching". They don't suspect a thing.


Not quite hidden

Not quite hidden


Averting public view.

Averting public view.



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posted by Pixie on January 21st, 2011 11:36 AM

This is awesome! I Think this is a glorious idea!!