I went to the web site, clicked on schedule a meeting and wrote the following email:

Ms Michele ,

I have recently had the pleasure of reading all about Alan Keyes’ views on all sorts of important issues such as Religion, the American Government, and all things good and wholesome. It strikes me that Mr. Keyes would have a great deal to say on the topic of Managerial Ethics and I have the perfect place for him to share his thoughts on this subject. At his convenience, do you think you might be able to schedule him to speak at our Abortion clinic? The staff could clearly benefit from his instruction as they spend all their time with our clients and never work on meeting the needs of their employees. Just last week, I requested a new photocopier machine to aid in my reproduction and creation of pro-choice pamphlets and was told I would have to make do with the one we already had. Well, I could just go on and on about the lack of managerial ethics displayed here, but I’m sure he will see exactly what I mean when he comes for his visit.

Thank you for your assistance,

Rosalyn Trujillo
San Francisco Health Center