My co-worker made the mistake yesterday of going to breakfast and leaving his glasses on his desk. Of course, the first thing that came to my mind was :Ransom time! But I had a limited time to accomplish the dirty deed. I had just thirty minutes to gather all the supplies (paper, tape, scissors, and a magazine) and construct a note. I grabbed everything and locked myself in the gals room (see restroom photography.) It turned out to be a lot harder to find the appropriate words than I thought it would, and I didn't think I'd have enough time to cut out individual letters. So, I had to pen in a few words. Sure, now I was vulnerable to being caught through handwriting analysis, but considering the fact that I had made the note without wearing gloves, it's not like I was really concerned about secrecy. I dropped the note off on his desk while no one was looking and awaited his arrival. He took it fairly well, but was a little irritated. He grabbed the nearest food he could find and left it on his note on his desk. But then, he continued to stay at his desk! Finally, he went on a little errand and I swapped his glasses for the note and food. I'm sure I'm the primary suspect, but he hasn't said anything to me yet. Later, I brought him a muffin from the DFAC to make him feel a little bit better about his day. (He was a bit sad to discover fingerprints on the lenses of his glasses) OOPS!