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The Conspiracy by Cthulhu Kitty
January 26th, 2007 9:21 PM
Well, it took a while, but I finally created (documented) a conspiracy theory. Rather than go with long, rambling, and incoherent as chosen by the other creator of a conspiracy theory posted so far, I decided to do the exact opposite. Mine is short and understandable, but very very absurd. (Though true. Watch your back.)
The theory incorporates some of the better features of the truly great conspiracys: pseudo proof (anagrams and irrelevant examples) and subliminal messages - can you find this one?
I will attempt to post an animated .gif detailing the brochure I created, but if that does not work, I will post the text and pictures separately.
Now that I have produced an illustrated pamphlet, I thought I might go above and beyond the requirements of this task and also distribute the conspiracy theory. The best way to do this?Two great tasks that go great together: The Conspiracy and Frank Chu Advertisement.
The theory incorporates some of the better features of the truly great conspiracys: pseudo proof (anagrams and irrelevant examples) and subliminal messages - can you find this one?
I will attempt to post an animated .gif detailing the brochure I created, but if that does not work, I will post the text and pictures separately.
Now that I have produced an illustrated pamphlet, I thought I might go above and beyond the requirements of this task and also distribute the conspiracy theory. The best way to do this?Two great tasks that go great together: The Conspiracy and Frank Chu Advertisement.
I tried very hard on several occassions to do a frank chu advertisement. That task costs too much money. He had a long 1 or 2 year contract with adidas which he WOULD NOT BREAK under any circumstances. on top of that, he raised his priced to $150 per week at least a year ago. and he wants a 1 year + contract.
so if you've got $8000 (yes, $8000 a year).......