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We, The Horny by Cthulhu Kitty

February 21st, 2007 6:24 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Post a request on the Casual Encounters section of Craigslist.org requesting something that you truly desire.

For example, demand a large green orc with loin cloth, real axe and green warty cock.

Below is the ad I posted on craigs list:

Nature lover seeks fellow adventurer to explore the urban jungle. Let’s scale glass buildings and pick wire fruit on our journey to forbidden knowledge. We’ll make magic under the moonlight. Blood is life and art, creation. Together, who knows what we could become?

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/cas/282674514.html

Holy wow! Five minutes after posting this, I received 7 responses:

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If we're lucky, we'll find each other in this electric jungle. I've heard that two halves will not make one whole, but two can become one.
Don't you agree?
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there's also this (more native) jungle over here, just
over the GG bridge, in marin!... could go down by the
bay, retreat up the hill, go out to the beach and
watch the storm come in... a beautiful night to
explore!... you up??
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Hi - There are two of us here, both male, good looking, fun, and straight. What would you think of meeting up with us, seeing if there is chemsitry, and if there is...well, just think of the fun you could have with the two of us pleasing you.
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young at heart, tall, funny but not clown, mature...interested?
respond back with your pic!
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very nice.
I wish I could write something that could come close to matching that.
If I weren't about to go to sleep, I'd make an attempt. I can
be a good writer.
So I'll simply say I'd like to explore with you.
I should probably write about how smart, funny, and creative I am.
I'd describe myself, but you wrote something much more evocative than
a description (though I'm naturally curious what the woman behind the words
looks like).
But I'll just send this now since I'm better at dialogue than monologue
(and worried your post may vanish before I hit send).
Ask me any questions.
take care
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Wire fruit eh? Well, I do need more iron in my diet I suppose. :)
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urban jungles and blood as art and creation? sounds like a project, maybe even a pretty one :) perhaps not pretty though, at least to some; dark and dangerous adventure, and prickly man made wire fruit that becomes coated with drops of blood; art with all of its facets of danger, deprevity, red sparkles and unbridled fixation.
yes.
more if you want to chat soon.
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And four pictures, which you will be happy to know I'm not sharing with you.


Back to work again and tons more responses:

I seek urban pursuits in the natural jungle. Lets scale the tropical rain forest foliage cover, pretending it's the glass ceiling. Lets bite into a luscious hand-picked mango thinking it's a crystal "employee-of-the-year-award" or an ephemeral stock-option that we can track like the northern lights.
Blood is life and art, creation.
Together, it will just be perceptions-on-perceptions, ener ... then it will pass. It always does.
We will then do what's ordained of us ....
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hey, that all sounds great...wire fruit and blood...sexual anarchy...howling at the moon and other celestial objects...exploring what lies beneath the surface of everthing...taking the left way always...all things forbidden are oiurs...if we want them...here's my recent pic...come to me...
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Hello...love to join you for some tlc ....YES, LETS Make this happen....I'd love to hook up for sure.....I have a very flexible schedule......and attracted to gals bult for comfort...I'm 5' 10"..muscular.... Told I'm handsome, fun, easygoing, intelligent, love to dance.... college deg. and good conversationalist, very clean and DD free, very successful professional, classy and playful...High sex drive, just thought I'd throw that in...love to give sensual massages and orally talented....a great kisser..I'm a pretty cool guy...really and I'm a good listener...and a nice guy too...How about it...?
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IS THIS A NOUTHER FAKE AD
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..Two vampires.. or Two night owls...To fly freely... anytime To decide..Though in The dark..
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we can go for run around the city... we cab take
turns choosing the way to go. we can go down roads
we've never been before, enjoy our urban environment
from a different perspective.
after the run, we'll be sweaty and in need for a good
shower and some relaxing, reviving sex. of course,
the right chemistry has to be there... but it sounds
exciting, dont' you think?
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what you wrote intruiged me very much, how old are you?
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Urban exploration specialist here. My friends and I have been quiet and somewhat retired since the whole 9/11 thing made our brand of fun more hazardous than was reasonable. Times have changed, though. We're itchy to get back out there.
Two nights ago, I went and scoped some vertical climbs downtown. One's over forty stories, the other two are about twenty-five each. Cover of darkness, planning a run for early next week. If interested, let me know.
Meanwhile, there's a lot more to explore out there after dark.
And yes, I have photos of myself. I'll be happy to send a couple if I hear back from you.
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Blessings,
How do you do?Good Evening!!
Briefly about me, graduate student, working part-time, also one of the yoga students in Santa Cruz.
Originally from Malaysia. Mid 30's 5' 11" mix-Thai and Malays
"In the end a person tires of everything
except heart's desiring of soul's journeying"
Rumi
"And the only way to do great work is to love what you do.If you haven't found it yet, keep looking.
Don't settle.As with all matters of the heart, you' ll know when you find it" Steve Jobs.
You control your own destiny..no one else.
Take care
Ariff San Jose Downtown
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there are a few places in this city where the wire pickings are good.. perhaps
we should compare destinations?
I have problems with the term 'urban jungle'.. but that is a whole discussion
onto it's own. for me, the most sufficient art has nothing to do with creation
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Ooh I do love the reference to blood and life and art. I’m a very creative sort and do like to play under the moonlight...though not much of it tonight with all of the rain.
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Good afternoon young lady, I saw your add on CL and it seems we have some synchronicities. I'd love to know more about you.
Here's a link to my website with some of my art and pics of me and some of my journeys.
I'm single, educated, and drama free.
If you're interested and still looking, give me a call and we can chat.
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Love the imagery you exude.
Do you have bicycle...nothing like urban assault rides and construction site
explorations with happy endings.
You've got me intrigued. What are you like?
Gregory
Oh and excuse the dork factor in those shots,...I was hamming it up a bit.
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Hey,
So you’re into adventure, nice! Me too!
So how is your post going? Get any quality responses?
You know, I love the mountains in palo alto overlooking the bay area. I know a great spot and I would love to make magic under the moonlight. I know the perfect spot. Moonlight, breath taking view, and nature at it’s best.
So where are you from?
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Your like a poet
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With each changing moon the force you speak of is only utilized by those that share a one on one contact.That which is yours is mine ,and that which is mine is yours.Only in this way can we achieve what only we know. If you are real ,and if you truly want that which is your right,then you understand the true value of the words"Nature Lover".Do you?These words are yours now.What you do with them will depend on where your thoughts evolve,where the mind gets its energy,where the body draws its direction.Which eye do see with?...........Dan
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At first, I was surprised by the volume and speed of replies to such a vague ad, but then I thought about it. After all, it is in the W4M casual encounters section. I think I could have posted something like "me woman.want sex" and gotten the same amount of response.

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posted by Lizard Boy on February 22nd, 2007 8:41 AM

Those are some awesome responses. I particularly like the "Wire fruit eh?".