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Allow me to begin by pondering why that X is so persistent. I was positive 22 votes outweighed 18 flags. Furthermore, and this is the only time I'll say this ever, I'm sorry. I acted rashly and directed my blind frustration (and puppetry) towards you.
You are pretty amazing and are responsible for this fantastic game that I delight in playing. You were right to trash the rubbish flags on the OWO and would be pretty justified in trashing me and my puppets as well at this point.
I know sometimes I grow weary of this era, but really it's far better than an SF0-less existence.
Thanks for making the game.
Ditto to Sam&Ian.
I know this shift of Drive is abrupt. I decided if I can't make the game change, I can encourage it to grow instead. Invite every single player you can think of. I really want this to work out for the better.
Perhaps we could make it invite only after the first months and we just kick people out if they don't participate after a certain time. They can get back in if they ask, but it will help us filter dead players and still allow people time to jump in when they see how much fantastic fun we're having.
Greetings Players.
It is good to see some of you striving, growing, and playing.
The new Newsletter goes out on the 4th. If you have not tasked in a month you will be removed from the players and will not catch the newsletter sent out on the 4th. You can, of course, rejoin and ask some other player for a copy.
Stealing players?
Torturing women?
Pink duct tape?
Fuck That
When I return from my Lucky trip in 2 days I will see to this.
Additionally, there may be something worthwhile in it for you if you PM me with any information you have concerning this. Maybe.
Pay up hackers.
I wasn't going to bring this up, but before I left for Europe I received a weird package on my door step.
It was addressed to me and contained a bottle of murky liquid labeled "drink me" and a letter from "Slime"
The letter told me to put the gift to good use and consider it a down payment for help that I was to render later, from "One Villain to another". The Liquid tasted like murky bayou water and smelled like atmosphere and silt. Being the intrepid King I am, I drank it.
Then, this happened. (I'm deeply sorry that the link is external)
http://imageshack.us/clip/my-videos/16/gyh.mp4/
Thus, my curiosity as to the identity of my mysterious benefactor. I can now assuredly say that what I have is a bottle of Pixie's magic and that it was sent by the Slime in order to procure my assistance in it's kidnapping operation. Sadly for me the new magics I have access to only last for a few minutes after each sip of the liquid.
As for the Slime, Minos works for no one. I will assist in any way I can to free Pixie, fighters. I will put aside my eternal quest to end the era in order to fell the foolish Slime who thought that I could be so easily bought.
It's time to prune the players again! Expect a news letter today.
A note of vulgarity from the scholarly senator?
Maybe this outing wasn't a wash after all.
Who knows, if I keep it up I may even get you so outraged you would dare to task again.