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Dream Resume by Kiyash M
March 8th, 2007 5:49 AM
It's amazing how closely my dream resume reflects my actual work experience.
Skilled, well-connected Muppet tracker seeks growth opportunity
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Date: 2007-03-06, 11:44PM PST
Objective:
To use my skills as a team leader and/or my connections in the entertainment industry to support a career in bedroom event planning, tactical field operations, or similar space.
Career Highlights:
1982 – Oversaw a diverse group of Muppets in the search for Ernie, and facilitated Ernie’s safe return to Sesame Street.
1983 – developed and released the video game “Haunted House” for the Apple IIc.
1984 – teamed up with my cousin to protect the white lions of Africa from poachers.
1989 – Befriended Flavor Flav.
1990-1991 – Hosted numerous Little League baseball games in my bedroom. Developed innovative bed-dugout configuration.
1993-1995 – Hosted numerous lacrosse tournaments in my bedroom. Modified bed for use on sidelines.
1997 – discovered previously unknown children’s book by Antoine De Saint-Exupery.
2003 – Hosted upscale French bistro in my bedroom. Engineered unique bed that allowed for table service.
2006 – Demonstrated resourcefulness in evading local and state law enforcement authorities. (All charges were subsequently dropped.)
Languages – French, Italian, Farsi, Japanese
References:
Oscar The Grouch
Flavor Flav
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PostingID: 289793340
Skilled, well-connected Muppet tracker seeks growth opportunity
Reply to: res-289793340@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-03-06, 11:44PM PST
Objective:
To use my skills as a team leader and/or my connections in the entertainment industry to support a career in bedroom event planning, tactical field operations, or similar space.
Career Highlights:
1982 – Oversaw a diverse group of Muppets in the search for Ernie, and facilitated Ernie’s safe return to Sesame Street.
1983 – developed and released the video game “Haunted House” for the Apple IIc.
1984 – teamed up with my cousin to protect the white lions of Africa from poachers.
1989 – Befriended Flavor Flav.
1990-1991 – Hosted numerous Little League baseball games in my bedroom. Developed innovative bed-dugout configuration.
1993-1995 – Hosted numerous lacrosse tournaments in my bedroom. Modified bed for use on sidelines.
1997 – discovered previously unknown children’s book by Antoine De Saint-Exupery.
2003 – Hosted upscale French bistro in my bedroom. Engineered unique bed that allowed for table service.
2006 – Demonstrated resourcefulness in evading local and state law enforcement authorities. (All charges were subsequently dropped.)
Languages – French, Italian, Farsi, Japanese
References:
Oscar The Grouch
Flavor Flav
* it's ok to contact this poster if you are a potential employer or other principal
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 289793340
I am eagerly awaiting the continued evolution and advancement of Bedroom Event Planning, and I'm glad we have a power figure like yourself spearheading the movement. Good luck in the field.