My compy lives at my mum's house as I can't afford the broadband. I just went upstairs and interrupted M and Stepdad in a lively discussion about health insurance. My mom said, "Oh hi, we're just having our usual discussion about insurance: you know, paying for something you don't get!"
I said, "Well, I'm joining the CIA!"
"Okay," she replied, "but you have to wear that T-shirt!"
The shirt in question reads:

IMPEACH BUSH
Better to do an intern
than the entire country.