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Kyle Hamilton
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Lucid Dreaming 2: BART PA by Kyle Hamilton

April 24th, 2007 3:44 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Have a lucid dream. In that dream, create a new form of transportation. Study how it works and what kind of fuel (if any) it uses. After you've had the dream, discuss how that transportation would change society and how it might be integrated with current modes of transportation.

I’ve been trying since my last Lucid Dreaming Experience to lucid dream again but it was to no avail, so I had to bust out some bigger guns. Right now I’m taking a regiment of Nizoral 200mg. Nizoral is an anti-fungal medication, it does a number on your liver so I can’t drink when I’m on it. O and my fungal infection you might ask? I have a yeast Infection, no really I think it might be a sign from God that I shouldn’t get my degree in Women’s Studies, said Infection is in my armpits and causes them to itch really really bad if I don’t take this medication. Over the last couple of days I’ve been pushing the time I take my medication back a couple hours till I end up taking it right before bedtime. One of the side effects of this anti-fungal medicine is that after about an hour my heart races and my metabolism speeds up a bit, I’ve lost like 5 pounds so far on this stuff, my Nurse Doctor *I have a Nurse Practitioner not a Doctor* says that all of this is normal. So here is what I did this time to induce my lucid dream

After doing some meditation exercises about a racetrack I sped my way though my Poison, Hormone, and Caffeine cocktail and went to bed.

Luckily for me I was able to Lucid Dream, it took a lot more work this time then last time to do it, I had meditated on a horse racetrack here in Fresno but instead I was at the Irwindale Speedway where I had shot some video for NASCAR. Except instead of being the standard white trash NASCAR experience it was something straight out of the Jessica Simpson “A Public Affair” music video *my old roommate Weston played that stupid video about 800 times and sometimes it just gets stuck in my head to this day* so everyone was dancing in roller-skates to this song all of these stereotypical hicks were just dancing on the speedway. First I had to make sure that this was a dream, I looked down at my heads and luckily for me I had 6 fingers, I knew I was in a dream for sure, let the fun begin. First I had some how make this more interesting, I went back to the roller-skate rental booth and started attaching rockets like from that Jackass skit from “Jackass: The Movie”, my trap had been set. I went to the sewer system near by and prepped the underground for rocket-skate madness. After hitting up the PA that everyone needed to renew there skating licenses the hicks were all loaded with my new endless rocket skate roller-skates. In order to get the hicks into the sewers I was going to need to trick them somehow, so I put the Budweiser and Pabst Blue Ribbon Booths down stairs in the sewers, the sewers by the way have a very similar look to the freeways in iRobot. Soon my army of hicks were ready to be tested on, I started turning on the rocket skates and watched the chaos begin, for shits and giggles I turned mine on as well and soon I was traveling in a semi-controlled manner down the sewers of some future city. It was kind of cool, imagine if you will the slipstream drive from Star Trek Voyager meets the tubes from Furtureramma, with rocket skates.

I don’t really think this would help humanity if it were to be really used; I mean people are kind of stupid I can see drunks finding this more fun than anything. Plus im fairly sure that there would be a lot of green house gasses emitted from the rockets. The only good thing I can see about this entire new mode of transit would be the use of the sewers they go everywhere so you wouldn’t have to build much in order to use them, I think that society would only really change/benefit from this if the rockets were like in my dream and never ran out of fuel, then they could make cheap power from people in the third world.

Material Used:
6mg of Melatonin
400mg of Nizoral
355ml of Diet Pepsi
1 Clove

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posted by Burn Unit on April 24th, 2007 9:09 PM

Hard. Core.

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posted by rongo rongo on April 25th, 2007 4:55 AM

bizarre!