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Labyrinth Dog
Level 1: 10 points
Alltime Score: 530 points
Last Logged In: May 5th, 2009
TEAM: SFZero Animal Posse




25 + 75 points

Trespassing by Labyrinth Dog

January 22nd, 2008 10:02 PM / Location: 20.620534,-105.2294

INSTRUCTIONS: Go somewhere you are not allowed to go.

Well, I hope I get this right. The instructions say "go somewhere you are not supposed to go". I used to do that as a puppy, but it was because you know, when you gotta go, you gotta go!
I learned, though, and now I only go where I am supposed to go, that is, outside. Sometimes, like the tab to the right here says, I mark my territory, sure: trees and car tires and all that.
Anyway, I didn´t go where I wasn´t allowed to recently, and wouldn´t have proof of it if I had, either.
But I am under the impression that the "go" in the instructions could be interpreted in a different way, and I hope my interpretation is not too big of a stretch, and well, this is my first task completion alone and I am not very sure of things yet.
So, what I did was to enter a place which is forbidden for me.
You see, we dogs are not allowed to go into public restrooms. Well, I am not sure, maybe some dogs are allowed. I don´t know every dog. I wonder if Poncho is allowed. Geez. But I know that I am not allowed to go into public restrooms. Ever. No matter how thirsty I am. 
And last week I went into one, my first public restroom ever. Oh boy, was I excited! Lots of interesting smells there. The proof that I trespassed there is that I saw this thing.
I can tell you that it was a little too high, but that didn´t matter anyway because it had no water. Pity.
Now, I didn´t have a camera, but I met this guy there, who happened to be taking a picture of the thing. So I asked if he could send it to me. He is not a SFØ player but who still carries a digital camera everywhere, specially to public restrooms, it seems.

(The captions in the pictures are Martin´s comments, who asked me to include them, because he thinks that was a particularly notable public restroom. I wouldn´t know about that).

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posted by JJason Recognition on January 22nd, 2008 10:13 PM

Labyrinth Dog, you're a hero for the 21st century.

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posted by Kariudo Chasseur on January 23rd, 2008 12:09 AM

Vote! for Labyrinth Dog!

A gadget I´ll never get to use either
posted by susy derkins on January 23rd, 2008 12:13 AM

The bee is a top-of-the-line feature, it seems. Cool how these things work.

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on January 23rd, 2008 7:36 AM

What a brave doggy.

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posted by Cat A sTrophe on February 3rd, 2008 10:43 PM

haha, great interpretation