"Next stop: Horny Sin Attacks!"

Kansas City doesn't have a transit map (or system) like BART's--just a system map for bus routes, with only one bus rapid transit line. But I already remixed the bus rapid transit line's map last year after I saw the boing boing maps and before I found sf0.

So for this task I used the map I found online from a current plan for a regional transit system here. The map is obviously modeled after subway system maps, but we won't have a subway, and most of it likely wouldn't be light rail anytime soon. Heck, I don't even know if this plan is going to happen. Some of these places already have transit service, but not all do.

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The Methodology

Using online anagram generators, I changed the names of all the labelled stops on the plan's map. Some stops had to be altered slightly to come up with a decent anagram; for example, I added "Road" or "Street" to some short street names to have enough letters to work with. I spelled out numbers and names that used acronyms on the map.

View the original map if you want, then check out mine!

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Next Stop...

Platte City = Act Pettily
Smithville = Elvish Milt
Kearney = Rake Yen
Excelsior Springs = Exiling Cross Reps
Leavenworth = Relevant How
KCI Airport = Prick Ratio
I Twenty Nine Barry Road = Inebriated Tyranny Row
Green Hills = Hell Reigns
Metro North Mall = Torment Ham Roll
Liberty = Try Bile
Seventy Second = Seedy Convents
Sixty Fourth = Truth Is Foxy
Englewood = Longed Woe
Vivion Road = Viva Indoor
North Kansas City = Horny Sin Attacks
Missouri River (not a stop, but on the map) = Sir Amorous Id
River Market = Tram Ever Irk
Downtown Center = We Drown Content
Crossroads = Crass Odors
Union Station = Wren Concert
Westport = Worst Pet
Plaza = La Zap
University Missouri KC = You Miniskirt Scurvies
Brookside = Dire Books
Waldo = Owl Ad
Saint Joseph Health Center = Jettison Cheetah Shrapnel
Peculiar = I Rap Clue
Belton Raymore = Only Barometer
Red Bridge Terminal = Retired Bad Gremlin
Bannister Mall = Banal Minstrel
Bannister Federal Complex = Incomparable Elf Sex Trend
Center High School = The Scorching Hole
Seventy Fifth = Heavy Fin Vest
Baptist Med Center = Scented Tramp Bite
UMKC Rockhurst = Cork Muck Hurts
Thirty Ninth Street = Try Thinnest Hitter
Thirty First Street = Terser Thrifty Tits
Jazz District = DJ Scar Zit Zit
Government District = Strong Tender Victim
Downtown KCK = Wackos Stand Known
Indian Springs = Sip Gin Innards
KC Kansas Community College = Emasculating Clock Monkeys
Village West = Wet Elvis Gal
Bonner Springs = Ron Brings Pens
West = Stew
Shawnee = He Wanes
Lackman Road = Mandala Rock
Pflumm Road = Formal Dump
Quivira Road = Via Dour Iraq
Merriam Road = Mermaid Roar
VA Hospital = Pivotal Ash
Truman Sports Complex = Extracts Plump Morons
Blue Ridge Mall = Gullible Dream
Noland Road = Don Anal Rod
Lees Summit Road = Sourest Dilemma
Independence Center = Decent Creep Need Inn
Blue Springs = Burping Less
Grain Valley = Ravage Nilly
Raytown = Yawn Rot
Lees Summit = Mime Tussle
Independence Square = Queer Pennies Danced
Independence Regional Hospital = Pinnacle Radiotelephone Design
Van Horn High School = Loving Harsh Honcho
Fairway = Aw Fairy
Mission Center = Secret Minions
Metcalf Road = Fat Clamored
75th (another one) = Envy The Stiff
Historic Overland Park = Hark Devil Conspirator
Metcalf South = Mustache Loft
Hundred and Third = Hand Did Hurt Nerd
Convention Center = Nice Trenton Coven
Corporate Woods = Woo Cad Troopers
Johnson County Community College = Ungently Clench Joyous Commotion
Hundred and Nineteenth = Then Tanned Unhindered
Olathe South = Oh Tahoe Slut
Gardner = Nerd Rag
Spring Hill = Shrill Ping
Lawrence = Crew Lane
Lenexa = Lean Ex