Self Portrait by Zoo Babies Pet Animals
May 1st, 2008 4:41 PMI had noticed recently that Riley had taken an interest in the Satanic arts, and she had made a few accessories for her rituals. I didn't think too much of it until I witnessed this disturbing evidence.
So, here you have it, in a photo documentation. My entire collection of things (cats, I have two of them) displayed in a VERY innapropriate context.
Riley

Here is Riley. You wouldn't know it by the looks of her, cute cat lips and all, but she has an evil side. After all, she is an all black cat.
Bug

Here is Bug in happier times. I don't know what breed of cat she is, or should I say, was...but I decided that she would be a Turkish Angora. It's always nice to have purebred cats.
Riley lurks.

Riley is here, praying to her unholy master, Satan. She likes to play with knives. As you can see, Riley is very crafty and has created her own altar, complete with a sock monkey she had been practicing her rituals on.
Bug doesn't know!

Oh, no! Bug unassumingly walks into the situation while Riley hides in the shadows, waiting, lurking. Oh no, Bug, oh no. Run as fast as you can!
Watch out, kitty!

Oh my god! Riley pounces out of the woodwork, and Bug has no idea what's about to happen. What happens next was too disturbing to display. Riley began to murder bug, perhaps to quench her inner thirst for the blood of the virgin. With the knife.
So tragic.

And the aftermath. Bug lies dead next to the murder weapon. I had to cut out the other half of the picture because Riley was eating Bug from her rear end first.
Satisfied.

And there she sits, fat with the flesh of the innocent. She even licked all the blood off of the floor and put the knife in the dishwasher.
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This is not what I had in mind when i wrote this task... but it made me laugh. A lot.
Okay, okay, so i went into the litter box room and apparently Riley pooped out Bug as a whole cat. She's living again, thanks to the miracle of reconstructive digestion, and she's alright. She looks pretty normal. So, don't worry.
You should seriously think of a way to get rid of Riley. That's a dangerous creature.
I really like this completion a lot!
This should defenitly have more votes!!!
If I could vote again I would. I clicked this to my favorites. I really like that.
I would have voted anyway, but I really voted after the update! Gives new meaning when someone says "Hey, your cat looks really pooped!".
I just love s-cat-ological humor!
Okay. But only because I like the cats :>
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.... oh dear.