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Zoo Babies Pet Animals
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Self Portrait by Zoo Babies Pet Animals

May 1st, 2008 4:41 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Take the entirety of a collection of your things and display it in an inappropriate context. Document.

Possibilities include spreading your entire wardrobe out on your roof, or creating a detailed sidewalk catalog of the contents of your fridge. Even if not aesthetically pleasing, the final product must at least be interesting.

Bug and Riley are my cats. They are mortal enemies. Nothing had been too alarming as far as their relationship goes until today when I discovered that Riley was plotting to destroy Bug for good.


I had noticed recently that Riley had taken an interest in the Satanic arts, and she had made a few accessories for her rituals. I didn't think too much of it until I witnessed this disturbing evidence.


So, here you have it, in a photo documentation. My entire collection of things (cats, I have two of them) displayed in a VERY innapropriate context.

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Riley

Riley

Here is Riley. You wouldn't know it by the looks of her, cute cat lips and all, but she has an evil side. After all, she is an all black cat.


Bug

Bug

Here is Bug in happier times. I don't know what breed of cat she is, or should I say, was...but I decided that she would be a Turkish Angora. It's always nice to have purebred cats.


Riley lurks.

Riley lurks.

Riley is here, praying to her unholy master, Satan. She likes to play with knives. As you can see, Riley is very crafty and has created her own altar, complete with a sock monkey she had been practicing her rituals on.


Bug doesn't know!

Bug doesn't know!

Oh, no! Bug unassumingly walks into the situation while Riley hides in the shadows, waiting, lurking. Oh no, Bug, oh no. Run as fast as you can!


Watch out, kitty!

Watch out, kitty!

Oh my god! Riley pounces out of the woodwork, and Bug has no idea what's about to happen. What happens next was too disturbing to display. Riley began to murder bug, perhaps to quench her inner thirst for the blood of the virgin. With the knife.


So tragic.

So tragic.

And the aftermath. Bug lies dead next to the murder weapon. I had to cut out the other half of the picture because Riley was eating Bug from her rear end first.


Satisfied.

Satisfied.

And there she sits, fat with the flesh of the innocent. She even licked all the blood off of the floor and put the knife in the dishwasher.



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posted by Ink Tea on May 1st, 2008 7:20 PM

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.... oh dear.

Wow.
posted by Myrna Minx on May 1st, 2008 8:58 PM

This is not what I had in mind when i wrote this task... but it made me laugh. A lot.

UPDATE
posted by Zoo Babies Pet Animals on May 1st, 2008 9:04 PM

Okay, okay, so i went into the litter box room and apparently Riley pooped out Bug as a whole cat. She's living again, thanks to the miracle of reconstructive digestion, and she's alright. She looks pretty normal. So, don't worry.

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posted by done on May 2nd, 2008 1:09 AM

You should seriously think of a way to get rid of Riley. That's a dangerous creature.

I really like this completion a lot!

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posted by done on May 2nd, 2008 1:51 PM

This should defenitly have more votes!!!
If I could vote again I would. I clicked this to my favorites. I really like that.

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posted by JTony Loves Brains on May 2nd, 2008 5:41 PM

I would have voted anyway, but I really voted after the update! Gives new meaning when someone says "Hey, your cat looks really pooped!".

I just love s-cat-ological humor!

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posted by Scienceguru on May 2nd, 2008 11:23 PM

Okay. But only because I like the cats :>