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Pimp My Ride by Zoo Babies Pet Animals, Non Players

June 21st, 2008 7:44 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Just like in the TV show of the same name, make some fantastic upgrades to your vehicle. But unlike the TV show, the ride you pimp cannot be a car. It can be your bike, your shoes, your space hopper, your favorite city bus or train - whatever else that is not a car. Or you can surprise someone by pimping their bike, shoes, train, etc.

Perhaps have a Pimp My Ride Competition?

Alright, kids, I'm going to keep a diary of this one and hopefully it will be done before the next era begins.

I am deciding to pimp my bicycle. It's not really that cool looking right now, but it's going to be.


June 16th, 2008

Today I began to take my bike apart. We're pretty much done with all of that, but the only problem is we need a chain cutter to get the chain off of the bike. We tried banging a hammer over it on a rock for hours but this proved to be very futile. That's what's up now.


June 21st, 2008


Okay, so I'm no good at keeping diaries. But I DID finish pimping my ride. I decided that I'm better at just taking pictures and making captions. So that's what you get.




UpDaTe OmFg....(ten minutes after posting originally)

I forgot to say that refinishing bikes is hard. You can use this as a loose tutorial but nothing is a substitute for patience. And, also, good lighting. If i had to change anything about this, I would have changed that. Also, if you want some intricate complex thing on your bike, be prepared to a) FUCK UP (but i wouldn't know because I didn't try anything like that .... i did have hoop dreams, though) and b) take a lot of time and use good materials. I want to do another one... I will have to get a little retrospective on myself and listen to my own advice. But, nonetheless, I am very please with the results... babe hawaii, I wish i had your patience and excellent documenting skills. props!

- smaller

The Original Paintjob

The Original Paintjob

This is my old Giant mountain bike. I'm a mountain woman, so this is what we ride. But, I felt I needed a new paintjob for this biatch.


Striping the Biatch

Striping the Biatch

This was a total biatch. I don't know if you've ever stripped a bike before. If you get a little bit on your skin (the stripper) it's like Satan himself is sucking off a tiny bit of you. It burns.


Almost done stripping...

Almost done stripping...

And there's Teddy in the background. He's putting together a different bike.


Teddy's bike

Teddy's bike

meanwhile teddy is working on his own street bike.


Okay, now we just need the bottom bracket removed

Okay, now we just need the bottom bracket removed


Go colors! And strippers!

Go colors!  And strippers!

I recommend: Painter's Touch products in the following colors.....Light sage (more like a taupe), Some baby blue color, and Paprika


Okay now, ready to prime

Okay now, ready to prime

The bottom bracket is off and the biatch is all taped up and ready to be primed. Note that lots of sanding was involved in this process.


Teddy's bike before final color

Teddy's bike before final color

Everything else will be a cool grey


Creepy!

Creepy!

Hello!


Primer is dropped, and teddy helps paint her blue

Primer is dropped, and teddy helps paint her blue


Painting bikes in garages helps you bond with neighbors

Painting bikes in garages helps you bond with neighbors

This is Mike, he likes to be naked. We became lots closer through this process.


Cigs and beer

Cigs and beer

Necessary. This bike is now blue.


Teddy is ready.

Teddy is ready.


Teddy's bike is done

Teddy's bike is done


minxy + bike = bruise

minxy + bike = bruise


Second color, cream....

Second color, cream....


Get on with your bad self, paprika

Get on with your bad self, paprika


Tape begone!

Tape begone!

My new BIKE!


Can you see me now?

Can you see me now?

Riley and me are riding this. I told you she was satanic.



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posted by done on June 22nd, 2008 12:32 AM

I like being personally adressed within a task write up. Thank you.
And: I like Teddys bike, but I like yours better.

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posted by meredithian on June 22nd, 2008 3:51 PM

i've been planning to build a bike as a summer project for... well, since last summer. there still might be time to do it this summer. i will definitely check back to this praxis when the time comes for tips and inspiration.

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posted by Haiku on June 26th, 2008 6:03 PM

There's an article in Make magazine about un-pimping your bike so it isn't a target for thieves.

My computer has cancer
posted by Zoo Babies Pet Animals on June 27th, 2008 12:56 AM

Thanx....totally want more of this link..