Went to Lafayette park on Memorial Day. Bought a cheap kite from Rite Aid on my walk there and was very excited to fly my new kite as its been a few years. Before i even got a chance to try out my new kite it was kidnapped by my friend Bob who had supposably never flown a kite before! So i let him indulge himself in his first kite experience. We had many onlookers and received tips and support from 2 different strangers on the assembly and flight of the kite. The kite just wouldnt fly.

In the end I deemed the kite defective...