This one was beautiful.

Joe Mama wrote a beautiful story. READ IIIIITT I turned it into a printed press release during my downtime at work. You can view the PDF file in the photo section. We had at least a hundred of them. We put a few in the top few papers at each guardian/weekly/examiner/onion dispener (Haight st.), we got a few laundrymats, walgreens, some cars, one bicycle, and a few maildrops. I think I pissed off some lady who worked at walgreens. I was putting the papers in the magazines. She came up to me and started staring. I continued on and she soon asked me, "What are you doing?" I tried to explain. "Its a press release," I said. She gave me a mean, mean stare. We decided just to leave before we caused her too much trouble. READ THE TEXT!!!