

The Death of Public Life In The Age of Insatiability by Lola Boom Boom
February 26th, 2008 3:54 PMI have highlighted all private actions in blue and all public actions in red and actions with an accompanying photograph are in green. These colors correspond
with my graph, the green section representing how many photos correspond to either public or private actions.
Wake up to 6:00 AM phone alarm
Set alarm for 6:15 AM
Wake up to 6:15 AM phone alarm
Set alarm for 6:30 AM
I am awoken by A.S. (boyfriend) – it is time to give the cat her medicine
I groan and sit up
A.S. tells me that the cat loves me
I fill dropper and squirt pink penicillin in to the cat’s mouth
I grab the bottle of treats on the bedside table and lay two on the floor
Set alarm for 6:45 AM
Roll over in bed
A.S. says he is leaving
I give A.S. a kiss
We talk shortly about voting and my ride home from work. I say goodbye to him
I lay back down for a few minutes
I sit up and find an envelope of money owed to me from my roommate on the floor
I grab my towel from the closet door
I walk to the bathroom where I: crap, brush my teeth, wash my face, wash my hair
I walk back into the bedroom and apply face lotion
I turn up the TV – today’s weather is 47 degrees and rainy
I light a cigarette*
I look at my phone and discover one missed call from my Mother
I call my Mother back
She missed my call yesterday
Watch Hilary Clinton on TV while I blow dry my hair
Take off clothes
Put on clothes
Try to match shoes to outfit*
Change outfit
Choose gray plaid shoes*
Watch segment on Early Show – Fat people Banned from Restaurants
Put hair in pony tail
Phone Rings
Mom is here to pick me up
Put on galoshes
Light Cigarette
Crap
Gather things to take to work
Walk downstairs
Realize I have forgotten my security pass
Walk upstairs to get security pass
Leave house
Slip and slide on frozen grass
Arrive at/enter car
Say hello to Mom
On way to work we talk about: Religion, Red Lobster, Voting, Hula, Belly Dancing and Paranormal State
Arrive at work
Say goodbye to Mom
Enter work
Change from boots to shoes
Log on to computer – note time 7:57 AM
Check work e-mail
Check band website and record page audience progress
Check personal e-mail
Smoke
Take photo of smoking area*
Say good morning twice on the way back inside
Fill water bottle*
Check fridge for left over lunch
Blow nose*
Check work “to do” list
Surf Web
M (boss) arrives – say good morning
Talk to boss about the days important topics
She instructs me to write a complaint e-mail to a company that didn’t fulfill promises
Wrote complaint e-mail, felt bad for recipient but also strangely empowered
Pee Break
Check meeting schedule
Begin work in Excel
Crap*
Blow nose
Work in Excel
Surf Intervention web site
Work in Excel
Reschedule Meetings as per M
10:00 Smoke Break – Contemplated unusually high water level in creek while experiencing uncomfortable silence with co-worker
Check work e-mail
Work in Excel
Blow Nose
Check bank account
Check bus schedule – web site still down
Work in Excel
Talk with Facilities about supply order
Talk with M about supply order
E-mail facilities about supply order
Work in Excel
Eat chocolate shaped like bone*
Facilities wants sample of supply order
I have no sample
Recipient of mean e-mail calls and gives me anything I want
Facilities wants me to look at supply order
Tell M about mean e-mail working – I feel sense of satisfaction
Work in Excel
Facilitates brings me supply order – I approve
Pee Break
Receptionist visits my pod. My son has an ear infection. Are we still doing lunch? Only if Facilities doesn’t give me a job to do. I’ll call you at 12:00. Cool, Peace.
Work in Excel
Over hear M bitching about voting times 12 -9. Tried to vote this morning – no luck
Meeting – Find out other supervisor is Republican, try as hard as possible to control the hatred rushing through my veins. Almost nod off while discussing things that mean nothing to me. Think about ugly thumbs and how black socks make my think of smelly feet.
LUNCH!!! Receptionist drives me to Wendy’s. I order Fish Sandwich combo meal with a side of cheese. We go down to the basement at work to eat. We are joined by two guys that I don’t know. We watch Judge Mathis and some police case show. A.S. calls and we discuss voting/ride home plan of action.
Went out back to smoke, talked with receptionist about her son, cops, shoes, why she doesn’t vote.
Applied lip gloss*
Check e-mail
Work in Excel
Get bored and put on ZUNE – I choose Shuffle and “Man who sold the world” by Nirvana comes on.*
Blow nose
Pee Break
Add formatting to Excel project
Update my “to do “list
E-mail out
Begin research project
Crap
Smoke
Fill water Bottle
Blow nose
Continue research
Call from Owner – Can I format/edit document?
Smoke, talk with receptionist about her man hunt
Pee Break
Continue Research
Receive Doc from owner
Smoke
Pee
Edit document
Finish and e-mail out
Took papers to shredder
Visited receptionist, she tells me that on our last break facilities IMed the guy she is talking to. She asked me to remind her to log out before we take breaks
Fill water bottle
Checked Band website
Pee Break
Visit receptionist and take her picture – she thinks its cause I’m trying to set her up with my roommate*
Check RSS feeds
Ask M a question
Update “to do” list for tomorrow
A.S. texts that he is in the parking lot
Gather things to take home from work
Log Off of computer
Pee
Say goodbye to receptionist
Get in car
Kiss hello
Decide on dinner / voting route
Photograph car in front of us*
Read A.S. my day documentation
Talk about voting and delegates
Exchange work gossip
Arrive at my voting location
See J .S. (friend) and son K, we talk about his Mohawk, my evil corporate job and exciting political times.
Vote *
Drive to A.S. voting location
Talk about Amy Winehouse
A.S. almost mistook money left for me by roommate as garbage
Call D.S. (friend and J.S. ex husband and make sure he is going to vote – he is on his way now.
Arrive at A.S. voting location
A.S. votes
Get in car and head toward Deli
He jokes about farting in voting booth
He gives me a Charlie horse
I squeal
We listen to Amy Winehouse “Frank”
We make fun of her by scatting “Ba da bada Boo de oo deoo”
I tell A.S. he is weird as he makes strange faces at me
We pass the park and I suggest a picnic there when the weather warms up. A.S. agrees
We go to deli *
I order a small turkey, ham and salami with mayo lettuce onion and cheese. I get a bag of Doritos and a sprite
A.S. pays for dinner
Drive home
Talk about how he wore me down into dating him with his constant persistence
He tells me that I farted in my sleep this morning
Arrive home
Pee
Change into P.J’s
Plug in phone
Wash Hands
Open food *
Eat while watching CBS news
Watch Travel show
Talk to roommate about his birthday yesterday
See lights and hear sirens
Run into roommate’s room to look out window
See that my cat has puked up a rubber band in my roommates room
Go to porch
See that a lady has been hit by a pickup truck right in front of my house
Neighbor comes over and we talk about how people always blow the stop sign and how an acquaintance of ours ran over a kid once.
Lady is put on stretcher and taken away
I realize that in all of the drama I forgot my camera
I run upstairs and get my camera; I take 3 very bad pictures *
I feel kind of guilty for taking the pictures
Go upstairs and finish dinner
Wrap up leftovers
A.S. and I clean our room
I work on my finances as I watch jeopardy
Turn on my computer
Light a cigarette
Put on hoodie
Watch final jeopardy
Try to pick up signal on my computer – no luck –I feel frustrated
Pee
Watch 30 seconds of American Idol and change it because it annoys me to no end
Brother calls – we talk voting
Set alarm
Read Joseph Campbell’s “The Power of Myth” while I listen to A.S. play the guitar
Smoke my last cigarette of the day
Fall asleep.