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teh Lolbrarian
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Object Annotation by teh Lolbrarian

March 24th, 2008 7:23 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Pick a local public object that you enjoy and leave a note on it describing your feelings in great detail.

I very much enjoy this traffic signal, which has magical powers most others of its kind must do without. And so I wrote it this note:

"Dear Traffic Signal,
I must say that I particularly appreciate you, of all the traffic signals I have known. You have the awesome power to stop all traffic at once, allowing me to cross in any direction I please. I can walk conventionally, straight across, or I can stroll diagonally, defying the usual rules of street-crossing while saving time and energy. You give me a feeling of importance and safety that I rarely experience as a pedestrian. Thank you, traffic signal!

Affectionately yours,
me."

The actual note:




My sticky stuff was inadequate to this task! Fortunately I was able to recycle tape that was already in situ. Once again, the traffic signal assists me!



This sign on the other side of the pole explains the traffic signal's magical powers:





And here is the traffic signal doing its most excellent work:


- smaller

note

note

my note of appreciation


traffic signal note affixed

traffic signal note affixed

the note affixed to the object being appreciated


diagonal crossing ok

diagonal crossing ok

Sign explaining the traffic signal's magical powers.


signal in action

signal in action



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3 comment(s)

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posted by Terpsichore on March 24th, 2008 7:35 PM

i have never seen a signal such as this! i'm sure that if i had encountered one, i would feel the same way. all traffic lights should be so respectful...

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posted by The Animus on March 27th, 2008 11:05 AM

Seconded.
What's around that would 'require' the diagonal walk thing? Is it mostly pedestrians that traverse the area? .... Even still, I can't think of a reason for it.

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posted by teh Lolbrarian on March 27th, 2008 3:31 PM

It's at an intersection on a large university campus with a lot of pedestrian and car/bus traffic. It probably does do some good in reducing death-defying pedestrian antics as people rush to class, lunch, or the bus, and it probably helps remind drivers to slow down and mind the students (since some do still cross anywhere). What's strange is that there's another one at a significantly less busy intersection a block away. I can't figure that one out at all.