Today at lunch I ordered a big greasy art lining
that was covered in this creamy Alfonso
I was starving so I added a little Calebite and started munching away
I looked down fortifyingly at my plate
and cringingly to my suprise I saw
a little arghool squiggling around
I jumped up and screamed ' what is this, a seraph? '
So I grabbed my agavaceae and bolted out of the resturant,
running into an autobiographer on the way out
still in shock I just shook my Juanita the rest of the way home

Calebite - One of twelve scouts whom Moses sent from the Wilderness of Sin to spy out the promised land

Fortifyingly - I suppose this is the act of adding vitamins to make it more nutritious... I can have a powerful look but little did I know I could add vitamins to something at the same time.

Arghool - reeded cane instrument with a distinctive squawky tone

Seraph - An order of angels; The 6-winged angels standing in the presence of God.

Agavaceae - chiefly tropical and xerophytic plants: includes Dracenaceae (Dracaenaceae); comprises plants that in some classifications are divided between the Amaryllidaceae and the Liliaceae