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Well, the proof is in the pudding. You should dye your hair blond and go Asian.
I appreciate this type of removal. I mean, wtf... how did it become that we are what our labels tell us we are? Especially with cars, they are just big pieces of metal that get us places. Now I am off to tape over all the cars in the garage at work... good times.
HA HA HA HA! That was the best ever! I am crying. I love how she says "You're kidding. Are you kidding?" and you are all "What? no...NO, this is serious." Ha, what a bad liar!
Face it, you did it wrong and you know it. On one hand that makes you an intentional failure, on the other hand you are facing reality and accepting it with ease, comfort and perhaps determination. Can you really consider that failure? Like you failed in the most successful way possible.
Wow, that's probably the closest match I have seen yet, very cool.
This is quite the bathroom... good work. I am working on Forging an employee and I would like to steal some characteristics from you.
What a great story! I was in a similar position once, untangling wires and packing books and weird stuff. All I learned was that they were rich as hell and really boring though, not as exciting.
Yeah, our shoes love each other. That's because they both go way back, you know, old school.
I love it. Why isn't this hanging in our house?
I have learned a valuable lesson from this.... if you turn your head ever so lightly or raise your eyebrows all weirdlike you become a whole new person. I am a changed woman.