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Strategic Oil Reserves by Mantooth
May 2nd, 2007 6:56 PM
SF0 friends! Please hear me out and be the first to take advantage of this most lucrative of opportunities.
I, Mantooth, have cornered the world market on S.M.A.S.H. oil. For those of you who don't follow these matters, that stands for - SYNTHETIC MANUFACTURED AWESOME SMASH HITS. That's right. Now, my ability to achieve the best smash hits in all aspects of life can be your to.
As the oil, the most precious of substances, is excreted by me (from where I'll never tell), I am the sole producer and sole owner of S.M.A.S.H.
Thus far, S.M.A.S.H. has only been available to the wealthy and elite - because those are the circles the son of Randolph "Randy" Mantooth travels in. But now, I've decided to release it to you, my fellow of SF0'ers, so that you may benefit from what, until now, so few even knew existed...
I hate to bandy about names, but perhaps you've heard of a man I like to call MORGAN FREEMAN!
Now you might begin to understand what I'm getting at....and you might be ready....to prepare...to get it started. And Mantooth can help you with that.
Mantooth will accept no money, no objects of value for his S.M.A.S.H. I only seek to curry favor with my brothers and sisters in this most holy of communities.
Now - will you get S.M.A.S.H.E.D.'d with me?
I, Mantooth, have cornered the world market on S.M.A.S.H. oil. For those of you who don't follow these matters, that stands for - SYNTHETIC MANUFACTURED AWESOME SMASH HITS. That's right. Now, my ability to achieve the best smash hits in all aspects of life can be your to.
As the oil, the most precious of substances, is excreted by me (from where I'll never tell), I am the sole producer and sole owner of S.M.A.S.H.
Thus far, S.M.A.S.H. has only been available to the wealthy and elite - because those are the circles the son of Randolph "Randy" Mantooth travels in. But now, I've decided to release it to you, my fellow of SF0'ers, so that you may benefit from what, until now, so few even knew existed...
I hate to bandy about names, but perhaps you've heard of a man I like to call MORGAN FREEMAN!
Now you might begin to understand what I'm getting at....and you might be ready....to prepare...to get it started. And Mantooth can help you with that.
Mantooth will accept no money, no objects of value for his S.M.A.S.H. I only seek to curry favor with my brothers and sisters in this most holy of communities.
Now - will you get S.M.A.S.H.E.D.'d with me?
