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Contents of a Character's Wallet by mean jeannine
June 12th, 2006 9:44 PM
Dumped my purse out and here's what I found:
black leather coin purse from Italy containing $1.16 in change
red vinyl id holder containing $30 and MN drivers licensee
Student ID
Wedge Membership
YMCA Membership card
Minneapolis Public Library Card
Work ID badge
guest badge for Tuesday
Debit/Bank Card
Master Card
Discover Card
Gap Card
Discover Gift Card with $1 left on it
key ring with
car key
apartment key
apartment building key
bike lock key
spare apartment keys on poopy penguin keychain
cell phone
Frequent Flyer Card
Frequent Foto Member Card for Proex
Full Frequent Buyer Card for Hot Topic
Punch Card for Baja Sol
2 Punch Cards for Noodles and Company
Hallmark Gold Crown Card
Border's Corporate Discount Card
Target Coupon
Seafood Watch Pamphlet from Monterey Bay Aquarium
Half-used Starbucks Giftcard (still can't stomach the stuff when it's free)
Used Super Saver Stored Value card for Metro Transit
2 expired bus transfers
2 GNER train receipts
used train ticket between London and Cardiff
3 panty liners
3 Lactaid pill packets
2 Sudafed PE pills
Allergy eye drops
lip balm
lip tint with spf 15
10 business cards for other people
13 personal business cards
note from landlord
shopping list
14 receipts-- Urbananimal, Dinkytowner, Target, Psycho Suzi's, 2 from the Wedge Co-op, The Independent, Origami, Broder's Pasta Bar, Pizza Luce, Thanh Do, Little T's, ATM.
movie ticket stub for Da Vinci Code
3 2ยข stamps
1 international airmail stamp
2 fortunes from fortune cookies, they say:
"Reality is for people who lack imagination"
"Do that which your heart tells you"
Judging from this it sounds like I shop and eat out a lot. I've traveled some, and i hope the poopy penguin shows I have a sense of humor.
Since there seems to be no proof of my unicycling, a unicycle keychain!
black leather coin purse from Italy containing $1.16 in change
red vinyl id holder containing $30 and MN drivers licensee
Student ID
Wedge Membership
YMCA Membership card
Minneapolis Public Library Card
Work ID badge
guest badge for Tuesday
Debit/Bank Card
Master Card
Discover Card
Gap Card
Discover Gift Card with $1 left on it
key ring with
car key
apartment key
apartment building key
bike lock key
spare apartment keys on poopy penguin keychain
cell phone
Frequent Flyer Card
Frequent Foto Member Card for Proex
Full Frequent Buyer Card for Hot Topic
Punch Card for Baja Sol
2 Punch Cards for Noodles and Company
Hallmark Gold Crown Card
Border's Corporate Discount Card
Target Coupon
Seafood Watch Pamphlet from Monterey Bay Aquarium
Half-used Starbucks Giftcard (still can't stomach the stuff when it's free)
Used Super Saver Stored Value card for Metro Transit
2 expired bus transfers
2 GNER train receipts
used train ticket between London and Cardiff
3 panty liners
3 Lactaid pill packets
2 Sudafed PE pills
Allergy eye drops
lip balm
lip tint with spf 15
10 business cards for other people
13 personal business cards
note from landlord
shopping list
14 receipts-- Urbananimal, Dinkytowner, Target, Psycho Suzi's, 2 from the Wedge Co-op, The Independent, Origami, Broder's Pasta Bar, Pizza Luce, Thanh Do, Little T's, ATM.
movie ticket stub for Da Vinci Code
3 2ยข stamps
1 international airmail stamp
2 fortunes from fortune cookies, they say:
"Reality is for people who lack imagination"
"Do that which your heart tells you"
Judging from this it sounds like I shop and eat out a lot. I've traveled some, and i hope the poopy penguin shows I have a sense of humor.
Since there seems to be no proof of my unicycling, a unicycle keychain!
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posted by mean jeannine on June 18th, 2006 4:58 PM
How does having the privilege of bleeding once a month make me dead to you?
The poopy penguin was a gift from several years back, I just recently re-found it when going through a drawer of stuff, and needed a keychain for spare keys. I used to have a poopy pig, but it's poop started oozing out, so I pulled it out and the pig now has a very large anus.
You're still dead to me. 3 pantyliners or no.