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Mr Everyday
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Swing Installation by Mr Everyday

October 14th, 2009 5:00 AM

INSTRUCTIONS: Install a swing somewhere that does not currently have a swing.

It is a great irony of life that, as children, we don't usually possess the resources to do really cool stuff - and by the time we are adults, we usually don't want to. As a child I would have given my back teeth for enough money for old rope. Now, finally, I can make all the swings I wish.

So, after level-zeroing this task as my other persona - http://sf0.org/Absurdum/Escape-to-the-Camera/ I finally decided to do this properly.

After last time's rope failure I carefully chose my rope. This time my rope was neither too stretchy, nor too thin.

I chose my site at the same lake as last time, but this time chose a spot which was both high enough that I didn't have to scrape the ground while swinging, and also further out of the line of the beaten path. In the past, while 4 wheel motorbiking through this forest at night, I have struck swings at speed, and do not recommend it.

I had also thought carefully about swing design. The rope is doubled up, so that either strand can fray through and give way without effecting the ability of the other to hold the tree. Likewise, both ropes are tied to a second, higher, branch. This means that if / when one rope frays through, the other will be tied to AT LEAST one branch without slipping off. Finally, I added a branch at the bottom of the loop of rope. This means that the rope doesn't move on the tree so much. In future I would like to add cloth under the rope, further stopping this, but I forgot to bring it today...

Anyway, I climbed the tree, built the swing, and then had a great time for about an hour "testing" it. That swing will last a while.

On the way further down the lake to complete another task I found another, less well made, swing. I tried to fix the swing, but the rope had frayed in SEVERAL places, and failed it's break tests 3 times. Which hurt. Never mind...


- smaller

Swing baby Swing

Swing baby Swing

Ahhhh, the arduous work of the safety tester.


Site inspection

Site inspection

This tree appears not to have a swing.


Knots

Knots

Securely tied to two branches.


Fulcrim

Fulcrim

The log added to stop rubbing


Finished swing

Finished swing

The finished swing, pre testing.


Wheee

Wheee

embarrassingly I seem to be crying out with joy in this one...


Woooo

Woooo

And down we go again.


Swing low...

Swing low...

Actually, I wish it had a bit LESS height, the dismount was inconvenient.


Finished Swing

Finished Swing

I declare this tree be-swinged.


A much less well constructed swing.

A much less well constructed swing.

Fallen to pieces, and, in the end, unfixable.



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posted by Borgasm on October 14th, 2009 10:29 AM

I hope everyone who sees your swing enjoys is as much as you did :)

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posted by rongo rongo on October 14th, 2009 12:17 PM

Do not be embarrassed to be shouting with glee!