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Mr Everyday
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Yabadabadoo by Mr Everyday

November 11th, 2008 11:12 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Make and use a stone tool. Neither the tool nor its method of construction need be traditional.

Well, I went off down the river today. The actual purpose of the exercise was to find gooseberry plants to stea... I mean liberate for my own garden, and also to harvest later in summer. Also, I was gathering rocks for another task... All about rocks today. Anyway, all that went very well.

On the way back from this, I noticed that the very first of the season"s lupins had started to flower. I decided to take some home, and to do this I needed something to cut them with. I went looking for a stone, as I always do, and then realised I was about to complete this task...

You see, lupins have very strong verticle filiments inside the stalk, so you can't really snap them off without ruining the flower. I always use a sharp stone for the job. Actually, this whole exercise made me realise just how often I fashion temporary tools out of stone, wood and bone. The simple reason is that it's illegal to carry a pocket knife in New Zealand, unless you have a specific and immediate purpose for it. Also, my parents banned me from having knives as a child after certain... accidents.

Anyway, over the years I have, amoung other things, skinned a rabbit with a stone scraper, speared a fish with a bone and wood spear (which I crafted with a stone), hollowed out various plates and eating utensils, killed a possum with a stone headed hammer (which I was using to build a hut), and even used scraped out shist as a pot and cooking surface.

Today's tool was remarkably simple by comparison, and far simpler than the tool I intended to make (and indeed still WILL make for Absurdum's completion). However, it fits right in with the idea of everyday life...

- smaller

Raw materials

Raw materials

The rock in it's natural state.


Big rock

Big rock

Getting ready to smash it with a bigger rock. I suppose the bigger rock would count as a tool too, except that I didn't MAKE it.


Shards

Shards

After smashing... Now to pick the sharpest.


Tool

Tool

THIS one.


Lupin

Lupin

Lupins, innocently waiting to be cut.


The cruelest cut

The cruelest cut

Cut cut cut


Display

Display

The final arrangement of flowers.



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posted by susy derkins on November 12th, 2008 8:14 AM

Pocket-knife prohibition encourages creativity in potentially dangerous people... :)

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posted by done on November 12th, 2008 9:24 AM

New Zealand! Gooseberries! Flowers in bloom! Walks on the river!

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posted by Sundroplets on November 15th, 2008 1:10 PM

speared a fish with a bone.... sounds like song lyrics for some reason.

You got skills!

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posted by Anna Louise on November 27th, 2008 7:43 AM

Lupins :-)

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posted by Scooter Vagabond on December 5th, 2008 12:52 PM

You didn't happen to see a black monolith nearby when you were smashing those rocks together did you?

Monolith +1
posted by Mr Everyday on December 5th, 2008 5:58 PM

Well, YES as it happens, but I'm pretty sure that it was just the gold miners memorial... And the theme music playing was Japanese Pop which, while incredibly catchy, somehow doesn't have the same sense of foreboding...