muffitization

I entered this because I feel that since muffin has such issues with hearing what is actually said that in the muffin mind words that come in are translated via muffitization into new things.

For example, I, the muffin, once had a friend say he wanted to sit down and watch tv.

The muffin heard, "I want to stab you"

this happens regularly in muffin's life and has been referred to, via muffitization as muffitization of english to internal muffin speak.