Ok...my plans for the evening (well kind of)

English:

I want to go out tonight and see a band, drink and have sex as much as humanly possible.

English To Italian:

Desidero uscire stasera e vedere una fascia, bevanda ed avere sesso tanto come umanemente possibile.

Italian to French:

Je désire sortir ce soir et voir une bande, une boisson et un avoir sex aussi bien comme umanemente possible.

French back to English:

I wish to leave this evening and to see a band, a drink and one to have sex as well like umanemente possible.


(who knew it would turn into a Valley Girl bastardization of English?? and I only want one drink now? Pashaw)