Falstaff Runnels is a 6 year old boxer. By and large he does almost nothing.

8AM: Subject wakes up, stretches out on his front legs like a cat and yawns. Subject kicks it into high gear with a couple of kidney-bean spins.

8:05AM: Subject pees on a now-dead azalea.

8:10AM: Subject goes back to sleep on bath mat, or in other highly trafficked morning area.

8:30AM: Subject taken for a walk.

9:00AM: Subject begins to whine.

9:15AM: Subject is presented with a puzzle -- a topologically complex object is filled with peanut butter and hidden. Subject drools heavily on scenting the peanut butter. Subject "freaks the fsck out" on being ordered to find the peanut butter. Door quietly closes as observers exit the laboratory. Without direct observation, we can only infer that the peanut butter is consumed by the subject with gusto.

9:17AM: (estimated) Subject goes back to sleep.

1:00PM: Subject is awoken, walked, watered, and re-pees on the azalea.

1:10PM: Subject is again presented with puzzle, and the same drama plays out with the peanut butter and freaking and drooling.

1:12PM: (estimated) Subject goes back to sleep.

5:00PM: Scientists reenter laboratory. Subject freaks the fsck out and drools and spins wildly.

5:30PM: Subject goes back to sleep.

7:30PM: Subject wakes up and whines. Subject follows scientists to basement while laundry is being folded. Subject stares at the scientists with distinct lack of enthusiasm for basement floor.

8:45PM: Subject, back upstairs, goes back to sleep.