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Nicolery Hierophen
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THIS SHOULD BE COMMON SENSE PEOPLE by Nicolery Hierophen, Rubin Starset, Faux, star5

December 14th, 2010 1:29 AM / Location: 37.754182,-122.3850

INSTRUCTIONS: ACTIVELY SEEK OUT LAWS TO FOLLOW AND OBEY.

The Law of Gravity?

Yeah fuck that noise.

Inventory:
* 1 Box Truck
* 3 Tanks of Helium
* Several hundred helium grade Balloons
* Some LEDs and batteries
* Pie and Champagne
* A Bad Ass Sign
* Few friends
* Duct tape
* A Market, on the Horizon, happening at Night, Lost
* Couple of Snarky Bastards and a cute girl in a Fuzzy Hat

Steps:
1. Park box truck outside of Noisebridge.
2. Tape up any sharp edges inside.
3. Cover walls with tarp.
4. Put up a curtain.
5. Tie down door.
6. Offer pie and champagne in exchange for man hours filling balloons.
7. Insert balloons into box truck.
8. Provide lighting and ground level.
9. Insert more balloons into box truck.
10. Eat pie and drink champagne.
11. Insert so many balloons into the box truck that there's only a 2 foot gap from the floor and the balloons.
12. Wear dandy clothes and a nice hat.
13. Drive box truck to secret location.
14. Attached bad ass sign.
15. Park box truck next to other odd box trucks.
16. Demand that people get inside your Upside Down Ball Pit.
17. Defy the Law of Gravity while still Obeying It.
18. Avoid the porn clowns.


Audio: OGG / MP3

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Lost Horizon Night Market SF
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Ball Pit
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Inside an upside-down ball pit. @LostHorizonSF
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Lost Horizon Night Market SF
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OMG Upside Down Ballpit
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Upside Down Ball Pit

Upside Down Ball Pit

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posted by Myrna Minx on December 14th, 2010 1:54 AM

THIS SHOULD BE COMMON SENSE PEOPLE

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posted by teucer on December 14th, 2010 9:41 PM

No, I think this counts rather uncommonly brilliant sense.

wowzers +1
posted by Samantha on December 14th, 2010 6:45 AM

Pure awesomeness

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posted by Kate Saturday on December 14th, 2010 7:50 PM

did i mention that this was the most fun of all fun? i now spend my days thinking about how to use the knowledge that a simple idea might have the greatest effect.

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posted by cody on December 15th, 2010 9:34 AM

this is brilliant. well done.

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posted by rongo rongo on December 21st, 2010 12:24 PM

Colorful AND gravity defying. Good combo.

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posted by Idøntity matrix on July 8th, 2011 8:06 PM

You have sought out and obeyed the law of gravity pulling air down to displace the balloons and make them rise - therefore excellent completion.