Today, I found myself in a strange predicament!

Every morning, I wake up to my music alarm clock (and a loud burst of Math rock wakes me), I trudge to the garage to look for clothes, I go to the bathroom, I shower, and I put the clothes on.

I chose paint-stained jeans, boxers, a grey t-shirt, and to top it off, a red button-up dress shirt.

Satisfied with my decision, I walked to the bathroom.

....but things did not go as planned.

I put my clothes down on the bathroom's shelf thingy, and suddenly...the shirt was...black.
Having chosen and [i thought i had] picked a red shirt, I found that it was not red at all.

How funny life can be.