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Down with Animate Elitism! by pink

May 24th, 2007 3:43 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Form an intimate relationship with an inanimate object.

I have formed a very tight bond with my rope....It loves me, keeps me warm where it touches...and (*blushes*) can even get me off if placed in the correct spot. Now if I can just convince my boyfriend to let me sleep with it....

I love my rope.





P.S. this was the "safest" pic I could get of me in rope...and its still a little naughty.....sorry!

- smaller


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posted by Crusher Joe on May 24th, 2007 3:57 PM

...well, what's not to love?

Your Rope!
posted by Blue on May 24th, 2007 4:35 PM

I love your rope too…
In fact I am rather envious of your rope.

Fuck the rope
posted by Ohrlyeh Totenkinder on May 24th, 2007 6:23 PM

I just fell in love with your ass

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posted by anna one on May 24th, 2007 6:51 PM

I'm so glad you've joined the game...

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posted by Ziggy C. on May 24th, 2007 9:19 PM

I've shamelessly given in to sex appeal.

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posted by Burn Unit on May 25th, 2007 8:50 AM

rope pope pep boys pep pills beverly sills oh boy


but. holy. crap.

er uhm
posted by Cthulhu Kitty on May 26th, 2007 2:52 PM

i'm voting because it was a creative task completion. yup. that's the reason. definitely creative. *gulp*

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posted by Crusher Joe on June 2nd, 2007 11:40 AM

I must admit that pic is completely ass-tastic.

Oh, wait, I've already commented on this one. WHY AM I LOOKING AT THIS COMPLETION AGAIN?

...oh, yeah. ass-tastic. right.

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posted by travelbug on July 15th, 2007 6:35 PM

i'm voting because getting men (mostly thus far) to blubber and drool all over themselves, in any context, is highly amusing.

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posted by Meta tron on July 16th, 2007 7:26 AM

I'm voting for someone who can tie such an intricate knot behind their own back.

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posted by adeline on October 31st, 2007 2:30 PM

I like your underpants. Teee!

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posted by = Wolfgang Hammerschmitt = on November 6th, 2007 4:42 PM

i have a feeling that this is exactly what the creator of this task was looking for. excellent proof.

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posted by Angry Monkey Salad on November 13th, 2007 9:58 PM

I hate being held captive to whatever it was that made all the other guys vote for this.

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posted by Frostbeard on December 11th, 2007 12:05 AM

i won't vote out of the principal that women are always using sex to get the better of me. no more! sex sells. who's buying? not me today.

*edit* it's now later. i have weakened. here is my vote.