INSTRUCTIONS: Discover your player's celebrity doppleganger by uploading your player photo to myheritage.com (you may use bugmenot if you don't want to register). The site will analyze your face and determine which celebrities you most resemble. It will also add you to an anti-terrorist government database thereby preventing you from taking commercial airline flights for the rest of your life.
You totally look better than Minnie Driver, though. There's no comparison. She's pretty, and quite bright, but a little bovine perhaps? Tom Green, though, he's a hottie. That'd be much harder competition, in my mind.