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mock piratey turtle
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Distract the Mailman by mock piratey turtle

June 9th, 2006 2:28 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Distract the mailman.

I distracted my mailman by buying him donuts. and then talking to him for half an hour. Roland, the mailman, has been a mailman for 37 years! he has been to india and peru, his favorite bumper sticker is "nobody died when clinton lied", and he seems slightly anxious about being mistaken for a sexist. we love roland! roland loves donuts! everyone wins!

- smaller

Roland the mailman

Roland the mailman



14 vote(s)

3

Cameron

 3

Sean Mahan

 3

Rubin Starset

 3

Ian Kizu-Blair

 3

Oliver X

 3

Jane McGonigal

 3

Burn Unit

 3

Heldor The Barbarian

 3

KenDragon

 3

V M

 1

colandergirl

 3

Llama Chameleon

 3

Young Cain

 5

Morrighan


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8 comment(s)

Very Nice
posted by Cameron on June 9th, 2006 2:32 PM

While I am the slightest bit dissapointed that this proof did not involve someone hiding in a tree, I gotta vote for it.

Did you know him this well before the Distraction? Or was this all new information?

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posted by mock piratey turtle on June 9th, 2006 2:47 PM

didn't know him before this. all info gathered while sharing donuts.

unfortunately the tree in front of my house spontaneously decided to fall down a few months ago, otherwise, i could have hid in it and thrown donut holes at him.

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posted by Stone Saints on June 9th, 2006 3:41 PM

He sounds like a very friendly mailman. (Hmmm... so that must be why my mail came so late today...)

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posted by Oliver X on June 10th, 2006 8:12 PM

Your mailman looks dreamy. Probably just the focus though.

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posted by mock piratey turtle on June 10th, 2006 8:41 PM

roland's a pretty dreamy guy!

Beautiful!
posted by Jane McGonigal on June 26th, 2006 5:03 PM

What a lovely work.

yay
posted by Heldor The Barbarian on August 1st, 2006 7:27 PM

I like this one a lot, just cos Roland looks like such a nice guy, who could do with getting off his feet for a little while to enjoy a donut. I don't think I'd be brave enough to approach my mailman with donuts, as he always comes round at like 7am. He has to qualms about distracting me while I'm trying to sleep though...

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posted by KenDragon on August 15th, 2006 10:56 AM

This is one of those ones that I wanted to vote for when I got more votes, but forgot about. So happy belated vote-day.