YENCH

let me tell you a little bit about the word "yench".

first of all, its not a real word. but it is a good word.

there used to be this little hole in the wall asian food place in berkeley called "The Yenching Diner". for no particular reason, i thought this was the funniest word ever. every time i'd walk or drive by, i would chuckle to myself.. then i started to spread the word. the word of the word "yench". you see, "yench" fullfills the same flexible gramatical role as "fuck" or "shit", but without all the overused triteness of those tired old cursewords.

examples of use
"dude, don't be such a yench!"
"that bus stop seating conversion task was so yenching fantastic!"
"uh..pull over dude, i gotta yench.."
"yench you!"

there you go.