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Contents of a Character's Wallet by mock piratey turtle
June 3rd, 2006 6:43 PM
contents of purse:
3 "clock out of order" stickers (from Rubin!)
1 sticker waiting to Love Back (also from Rubin)
3 and 5 of clubs, and two Hen cards (left over from Package from insane)
1 plastic baggie (Redwood Bagel Co.) with extra "fortunes" from Fortune Not Cookie task
1 muni discount coupon (Muni to Bart)
1 bart ticket (stamped 5$, but i don't believe that is accurate)
1 deck playing cards
1 pair sunglasses
1 notebook
1 Standard Diary belonging to Harry Hock which i found yesterday. (anyone know harry?)
1 unmailed letter to Jeannine Jones
2 black gloves with fingers cut off
$2.62 in change
1 plastic spoon
1 plastic dipper (?)
one bottle of Hydrating Body Lotion (labeled as from The Monte Carlo Las Vegas)
1 lipstick
3 and a half crayons (red, brown, green, and half a blue)
5 pieces of candy (that are really inedible)
4 pens
2 U of Asthetimatics buttons
1 i heart psychoanalytic theory button
one small Swiss army knife
2 band aids
1 unrecoverably broken beaded necklace
1 Elephant Bar business card
1 receipt for "Grad Product/Taxable $23.93
1 receipt for Copy Central $104.56
12 bits of small trash
1 small leather wallet
Contents of Wallet:
drivers license
Berkeley Student ID
International Student ID
Credit Card
Check Card
Business card for eye doctor
A person perusing these effects might come to the conclusion that i was a psychoanalytic grad student who was a bit of a packrat, travels frequently by public transportation, is more than a little bit crazy, who steals people’s diaries and opens their mail, and is likely a card player.
Some of this is spot on, some way off. Unfortunately, both my purse and my wallet were stolen about a month ago, so this reflects little more than a months worth of accumulation. i had a lot more interesting stuff in there before that. like my fucking digital camera, without which, it is *very difficult* to play this game.
In order to more accurately reflect myself, I ought to carry around a small plastic toy, maybe a pirate or a monkey…
3 "clock out of order" stickers (from Rubin!)
1 sticker waiting to Love Back (also from Rubin)
3 and 5 of clubs, and two Hen cards (left over from Package from insane)
1 plastic baggie (Redwood Bagel Co.) with extra "fortunes" from Fortune Not Cookie task
1 muni discount coupon (Muni to Bart)
1 bart ticket (stamped 5$, but i don't believe that is accurate)
1 deck playing cards
1 pair sunglasses
1 notebook
1 Standard Diary belonging to Harry Hock which i found yesterday. (anyone know harry?)
1 unmailed letter to Jeannine Jones
2 black gloves with fingers cut off
$2.62 in change
1 plastic spoon
1 plastic dipper (?)
one bottle of Hydrating Body Lotion (labeled as from The Monte Carlo Las Vegas)
1 lipstick
3 and a half crayons (red, brown, green, and half a blue)
5 pieces of candy (that are really inedible)
4 pens
2 U of Asthetimatics buttons
1 i heart psychoanalytic theory button
one small Swiss army knife
2 band aids
1 unrecoverably broken beaded necklace
1 Elephant Bar business card
1 receipt for "Grad Product/Taxable $23.93
1 receipt for Copy Central $104.56
12 bits of small trash
1 small leather wallet
Contents of Wallet:
drivers license
Berkeley Student ID
International Student ID
Credit Card
Check Card
Business card for eye doctor
A person perusing these effects might come to the conclusion that i was a psychoanalytic grad student who was a bit of a packrat, travels frequently by public transportation, is more than a little bit crazy, who steals people’s diaries and opens their mail, and is likely a card player.
Some of this is spot on, some way off. Unfortunately, both my purse and my wallet were stolen about a month ago, so this reflects little more than a months worth of accumulation. i had a lot more interesting stuff in there before that. like my fucking digital camera, without which, it is *very difficult* to play this game.
In order to more accurately reflect myself, I ought to carry around a small plastic toy, maybe a pirate or a monkey…
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posted by avidd opolis on June 3rd, 2006 7:52 PM
good job covering up your credit card numbers and address information.
posted by mock piratey turtle on June 3rd, 2006 10:04 PM
i've learned from the best how to be careful. i learned late, but i learned.
Use the stickers! I demand it!