Being a Pirate and all, there was only one thing i could do for this task. Just before beginning my adventure, I attached a pirate hook to my right (dominant) hand. I ducttaped the sucker on there so it couldn't accidentally come off too.

I tell you, as fun as pirate hooks are.. after 24 hours my hand was so cramped it was spasming, all pruney and gross from condensation built up, bruised knuckles from all my various activities... I was READY to be not-quite as piratey for a while.

But on the other hand (ha!) i was damn good with that hook by the end of it all.
things that were remarkably easy: shaking hands, opening drawers, scratching itches, stabbing foods
things that were remarkably difficult: adjusting glasses, holding large objects, writing, handstands.

pictures will be revealed shortly as well as considerably more details.