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Ennui by dexter in question
April 19th, 2007 4:20 AM
Over the Christmas Holidays, I was stuck in a small English town all by myself for about a week. Over this time period, I have concluded that indulging in anything more than six times a day constitutes an addiction to a drug. This goes for anything - masterbating, watching movies, napping, coffee, anything. My personal drug of choice is toast. This is how I know I have hit rock bottom, when the most exciting thing I can do it toast bread. I could easily eat 24 slices of toast in an 8 hour period. Then comes the more exciting trip to the grocery store to buy more bread!
Start with two pieces of your favorite (or cheapest) bread!
Place them in a toaster (or toaster oven).
Be sure to press the button or this could take a really long time (trust me).
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The red glowing means it's working - well done!
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You have made toast! Let this victorious moment sink in!
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I like mine with "Enriched olive spread." How about you?
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posted by dexter in question on April 20th, 2007 2:37 AM
True, however, you must admit, how bored must you be before toast becomes the most exciting thing possible.
your excitement/addiction to toast makes it seem like you weren't at all bored, but rather enthused at the opportunity to indulge in so much toast...no?