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Tell Me A Joke by r0ck c4ndy
June 18th, 2006 11:05 PM
I told the penguin joke that has been my favorite since Danger D. told it to me last year. Danger actually told me a better joke earlier tonight, but since he used it himself, I felt I couldn't use it again.
This guy looked so bored while waiting for the bartender's attention I thought it would really perk him up. In fact he didn't think much of it, and the picture shows him in what I think of as a courtesy laugh. However, he had a friend, cuter and presumably more straight, who came over and we told each other jokes for a little while. I was bored, he was short, it was time to leave the joke telling behind.
EDIT: I've been told to actually write the joke here too!
this guy is walking down the street with a penguin and a police officer sees them. He says, "hey buddy you should take that penguin to the zoo."
"what a great idea" the guy says, "you're totally right, I'll take him to the zoo right now."
the next day the policeman is walking down the street and sees the same guy, with a penguin. He walks up and say "hey! I told you to take that penguin to the zoo!"
"I did" says the guy, "now I'm taking him to the movies."
WOOT!
This guy looked so bored while waiting for the bartender's attention I thought it would really perk him up. In fact he didn't think much of it, and the picture shows him in what I think of as a courtesy laugh. However, he had a friend, cuter and presumably more straight, who came over and we told each other jokes for a little while. I was bored, he was short, it was time to leave the joke telling behind.
EDIT: I've been told to actually write the joke here too!
this guy is walking down the street with a penguin and a police officer sees them. He says, "hey buddy you should take that penguin to the zoo."
"what a great idea" the guy says, "you're totally right, I'll take him to the zoo right now."
the next day the policeman is walking down the street and sees the same guy, with a penguin. He walks up and say "hey! I told you to take that penguin to the zoo!"
"I did" says the guy, "now I'm taking him to the movies."
WOOT!
yknow i have a penguin joke as well.
a hard working and lonely penguin gets a piece of junk mail in his ice cold mail box advertising a deal for a cheap trip to the south west. fed up with his job and feeling like he finally deserves to see someplace outside of antarctica, he plans the trip and buys a ticket.
once he lands in albuquerque he rents a fancy red drop top sports car and starts balazing accross the hot desert at blinding speeds.
in the middle of nowhere, however, his car suddenly breaks down! pushing with his little slippery flippers moving at the pace of a waddle, he manages to push the car into the nearest town which fortunately, has a mechanic shop. the mechanic tells mr.penguin to come back in an hour and by then he'll have determined the problem.
mr. penguin, exhausted and sad that his trip has hit such a crappy point, trudges over to the sidewalk scuffing his little feet as he goes. after sitting there and moping for about ten minutes he starts to feel unbearably hot and begins and waddles into the nearest general store. after flipping through magazines in the general store, for about 10 minutes he realizes he is still overheating and leaps into the sliding glass door ice cream box.
haning out in there, still feeling too hot. he decides to eat an ice cream. hunger and gluttony getting the better of him, by the time the hour has passed he has greedilly gobbled down all the ice cream bars and has a vanilla moustace dripping off of his beak.
upon returning to the mechanic shop the mechanic says to him
"well mr.penguin, it looks like you blew a seal"
to which the penguin says,
"nope, thats just ice cream"