When I think solution, the first thing that comes to mind is the age old example of salt water. But salt is boring. Sugar dissolves, but again, kind of boring just making sugar water. But marshmallows are made of sugar and should dissolve, right? And water is boring, let's try vodka.

Dissolving a marshmallow in vodka = a total failure

So I moved to water and a marshmallow. After almost an hour it was only partially dissolved. In an attempted to increase the surface area and decrease the particle size of the marshmallow, I tossed it in a blender. That did the trick. But once the blender came out other dissoluting ideas came to mind. I grabbed the graham crackers and the chocolate bar and tossed them in and blended it all up. It looked horrible and like the last thing anyone would ever want to consume. But once I had the solution of graham cracker, marshmallow, chocolate, and water, I knew I had to at least try it or else I would forever hear the taunting of Poon Poon calling me a pussy.

I moved over to the sink in case of emergency evacuation, took a deep breath, and sipped the concoction. Not nearly as bad as I thought. It tasted like a watered down s'more. Next time I'll use less water.

When mooflyfoof came home, I showed her the pictures. Her reaction: "That's fucking gross dude, put it away."