I just finished a one week course in Sanskrit in Business. With all the business in the world today, there is a desire for some to "go back to the old days". More and more businesses are going back to using Sanskrit for accounting records. And with a recent Excel plugin it has become even more widepread. At least this is what the salesman pitching the course said. After 7 days, it seems to be very useless. Even with putting it on the top of my resume I haven't gotten a single job offer. And it's tough to remember everything. About all I can say is "I am Rubin" "I am from San Francisco" "If I have 5 oranges and take away 2 how many oranges do I have?" and "Rubin Hates It". None of these are very useful in business, except maybe the oranges if I got a job with a fruit stand mathematician.