I'm not sure why, but unfortunately this was pulled shortly after posting.

query(geeklover) - m4w - 26 (chicago burbs)
Reply to: pers-182837280@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-07-17, 12:34AM CDT


mysql_connect("chicago", "craiglist", "wethehorny") or die("lonely old man");
mysql_select_db("CasualEncounters");
$query = "SELECT * FROM w4m WHERE (age < 40) AND (weight < 400) AND (likesoral = TRUE) AND (diseases = NULL) AND (geektolerance = 'high') ORDER BY hotness";
$results = mysql_query($query);

if (($you isin $results) && ($you.understandThis)) {
$reply = email_me();
if (($reply.pic) && ($reply.pic.score > 5)) {
hotGeekLovin($reply.sender);
}
}

Here are some of the responses received:

my brain hurts
i guess you are seeking a chick, under 40 and no more than 400 lbs
likes oral, hates boring
thinks geeks are hot?

but do you have a big dick?
this chick wants the important detail!
seriously - do you?

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hi there-

I thought your CL post was fantastic, and by far the
most original post I've seen on CraigsList ever.

Because of that, I had to write to you! I'd love to
meet you or hear more about what you are looking
for... but this time, in plain English, please. Maybe
we can hook up tonight?

I can host. I am 30 years old, 5'5" tall, 140 lbs,
have short blonde hair, green eyes, a slender body,
am clean and disease-free, am willing to wear
protection, can be very discreet if needed, and am
able to travel to you. I'm intelligent, respectful of
all boundaries and know that NO means NO. I am really
good at oral!


-Steve