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raccoon
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Document Reproduction by raccoon

November 16th, 2007 10:00 AM

INSTRUCTIONS: Document reproduction.

One night i heard something weird from some of my documents on the floor.
at first i thought they were fighting, but then i saw they were reproducing!

My KQED RENEWAL NOTICE AND MY BANKS OFFER OF LIFE INSURANCE WERE DOING IT!

it is very important to go thru this looking at the images and descriptions. i guess i could have put them here but i am not good with this interface yet.

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OH LA LA
i dont think we should make copies
Get rid of that!
shuffle shuffle
shuffle shuffle
That was good for us!
Conception 1
Conception 2
2 weeks
3 weeks
1 month 1
1 month 2
1 month
2 months
3 months
4 months
5 months
6 months
7 months
8 months

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posted by help im a bear on November 16th, 2007 10:02 AM

the last picture is so tall that I can't read the caption :(

OH WEIRD
posted by raccoon on November 16th, 2007 10:17 AM

it is not tall on my thing... the text formatting is all messed up though.

and then at nine months it was born! my documents had reproduced and they were the proud parents of a foppish boy poem!

"Accidental death insurance of the highest quality.
a strong addition.
All things considered, new members
guarantee acceptance and great performances.

life relies on physical.

you'll find life

monumental

coming."




you can print this and help my documents reproduce and repopulate their original ancient lands! thanks!

A fun take on this task.
posted by Loki on November 16th, 2007 10:41 PM

(Although the condom seems contraindicated if the goal is reproduction.)

(no subject)
posted by Charlie Fish on November 17th, 2007 7:18 AM

Nice interpretation.

(no subject)
posted by raccoon on November 17th, 2007 9:05 AM

oh loki, it is so important to read the titles and descriptions of the photos.


"get rid of that"

"lets collate"


that is where they decide to take the jump and become responsible reproducers. :)

Papers, condoms, and modes of transport.
posted by Herbie Hatman on November 19th, 2007 7:08 PM

Your junk mail carries condoms which ride mopeds.

Hrm.

Creatures of The Loin brand condoms makes sense I suppose.