The Real Starchy Grant |
Identity thief or victim? Don't worry, you needn't decide. I will expose this impostor incontrovertably if it's the last thing I do!
Don't let his little "suicide note" fool you. The coward knew he'd been found out, and decided to cut and run before I could join this service and expose him. Pathetic.
For more by and about me -- the real me -- try these links:
http://starchy.livejournal.com
http://mungbeing.com
http://themisfitlibrary.com
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Yeah, the audio segment added a lot of time to this. Fortunately I had a large selection of mp3s to back up my inspiration.
Hey, you got Lucky! Nice work.
How did you know I did this with Skippy? This is really getting creepy. You WILL be exposed.
My god, it is! You've been in our apartment! Be warned: we are armed, and we do not take kindly to intruders.
'at's a perdy li'l birdy.