The Real Starchy Grant / Texts
Order by: date ↓ - rating ↑
I do not look like Jennifer Connely! You are an impostor and a liar!
Oh, that does it!
How did you get into my kitchen, and where did you find that picture of me smoking!? Be warned, I have contacted the authorities!
Very convincing. You did your homework. These certainly look like tasks I would create. Unfortunately for you, I've decided to create a very different sort of task!
I made this! I did! That's even my voice saying the word "dachsund!" If only I'd thought to save the original sound files. Then I'd have the proof I need, and it would be all over for you.
You see? Right there in the second photo: "Imposter." It's like you want to be exposed!
I wrote this, and I can prove it! Finally, proof! Just look here:
http://starchy.livejournal.com/408011.html
That's right, it's on the blog of me, the real Starchy, and just check the date it was posted!
Another one of my writings used in one of your fraudulent tasks! Actually, it's kinda cool that you did this. I'd thank you if it weren't for this whole identity theft business. Don't think it lets you off the hook, or gives you any more wiggle-room, either.
That better not be where I think it is...
Who are you? Why do you think you can get away with using my name and my face? This is an outrage, and you will be exposed!