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We, The Horny by spotlight skullshines
July 7th, 2006 8:54 PM
so
in completing this task,
i wanted to create something which was both realistic looking
(with poor spelling and grammar and demands that despite its last flagging and deletion it is a real post)
and well,
meta insane batshit bizarre.
i may have failed on both fronts,
but it did make me laugh.
check it in its original contexts,
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/cas/179597251.html
OR
READ BELOW FOR THE TEXTS AND LOOK AT THE PICTURES ADDED IN MY MEDIA GALLERY.
(ok, im pissed off right now that my last post got flagged and deleted....
this IS for real in the fleash
and this is craving a response.)
This rambunxious unshaved persian kitty has an insatiable appetite for the taste of nut. Nut right in her face.
You will absolutely go wild with the attitude, charisma and most of all the sleek groomed texture ... of this unshaved little kitty.
nut on this kitty.
nut on it and you will witness one human woman in the flesh stir a bone shivering climactic screams like she is dieing.
I'm looking for a MAN who is clean, sane and sensible. Please be between the ages of 25 and 42. Be someone who has their head screwed on straight and be capable of screwing a woman who gets turned on by this VERY unique fetish.
if you can nut on this wild ferocious snarl toothed kitty, unscathed and unscratched then you will without question
without one question
be able to handle, this real insane fucking machine of a human woman.
this is my challenge.
prove your mightiness and convince me to give you a chance
at this herculean task
by sending a pic which a playful and unique style (cock shots will be deleted)
convince me you are capable
that you are able to
nut on this kitty
nut on it
i dare you
c'mon boys
whose up for it?
oxoxo
alexi
(spotlight here again, please read my comment at the bottom for a full description of the responses i got)
in completing this task,
i wanted to create something which was both realistic looking
(with poor spelling and grammar and demands that despite its last flagging and deletion it is a real post)
and well,
meta insane batshit bizarre.
i may have failed on both fronts,
but it did make me laugh.
check it in its original contexts,
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/cas/179597251.html
OR
READ BELOW FOR THE TEXTS AND LOOK AT THE PICTURES ADDED IN MY MEDIA GALLERY.
(ok, im pissed off right now that my last post got flagged and deleted....
this IS for real in the fleash
and this is craving a response.)
This rambunxious unshaved persian kitty has an insatiable appetite for the taste of nut. Nut right in her face.
You will absolutely go wild with the attitude, charisma and most of all the sleek groomed texture ... of this unshaved little kitty.
nut on this kitty.
nut on it and you will witness one human woman in the flesh stir a bone shivering climactic screams like she is dieing.
I'm looking for a MAN who is clean, sane and sensible. Please be between the ages of 25 and 42. Be someone who has their head screwed on straight and be capable of screwing a woman who gets turned on by this VERY unique fetish.
if you can nut on this wild ferocious snarl toothed kitty, unscathed and unscratched then you will without question
without one question
be able to handle, this real insane fucking machine of a human woman.
this is my challenge.
prove your mightiness and convince me to give you a chance
at this herculean task
by sending a pic which a playful and unique style (cock shots will be deleted)
convince me you are capable
that you are able to
nut on this kitty
nut on it
i dare you
c'mon boys
whose up for it?
oxoxo
alexi
(spotlight here again, please read my comment at the bottom for a full description of the responses i got)
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posted by mock piratey turtle on July 9th, 2006 3:08 AM
robertish, have i told you lately that you are my hero? nut on this kitty damn. i keep going back and reading this and it makes me laugh out loud each time. i am amazed and apalled that you can post a picture of THAT KITTY and still get 12 responses in 3 minutes. after i finish laughing i kinda want to cry...
my post has already (less than 3 minutes) been responded to by 12 dudes who without doubt did not seem to get that i was
talking literally.
and now it has been flagged and deleted (see media gallery)
its tempting but
i really think that posting their replies would be stupid and pointless
mostly because none of them seemed to get it.
i guess one of the lessons is
we men can be pretty stupid and pretty horny
and
well
those qualities seem to reinforce each other
to go ...
hand in hand if you will (second obvious pun in this proof, intended).
i will say this about the responses however.
while about half of them seemed like they were the small town cocky asshole types
(one dude even had a picture which framed only his face (looking cool) and a thumbs up.)
the other half seemed a quite obviously shy, lonely, and desolate lot.
the nice guy trucker with the handlebar moustace and down to earth attitude,
the quirky professor looking dude with the catchers mitt face who talked about his love of art and poetry
the young scrawny lanky kid (probably under 18) who said he was 20 and was cordial as tea and crumpets
the 28 year old foreigner here in the states for a year from hong kong, a huge picture of his huge apartment and him standing so far back looking so small and so alone and bleary eyed in the flash.
if i were alexi
and i had a kitty that needed nutting on
i wouldve given one of these poor guys a shot.