when i try to look cute, i am Madhuri Dixit
when i try to look rugged, i am Sharukh Khan,

below is a photo of me shaving myself, in a scene of my most popular Bollywood film, Anjaam,
starring me and me.

sometimes i feel so sexy,
when i look in the mirror,
i wanna tease myself
tease myself into a frenzy dancing all around myself
in brightly colored garb
throughout the picturesque Punjab slopes
lean back
against my own chest
toss my hips to the rythm
look longingly into my own eyes
crane my neck near
leaning in
breath-close
for one hot puff
ALMOST
but never
quite
kissing myself