This task was uncomfortable. At first glance, it seems like I am eating a mere hamburger, but I am in fact eating a school-prepared animate object shaped to look like a hamburger. The bun was fine, if terribly soggy, but the cheese tasted like fake and dead, and the meat itself was definitely not made of a conventional edible animal (maybe it was a pidgeon?). I didn't plan on completing this task at the time, but I got the burger and I took a bite and it was so indescribably awful that there was no way I could finish it. So, I decided to finish it for the sake of this task. I even swallowed an icky chunky hard bit despite protests from my gag reflex. Princesses gag easily, you know.